once again, Florida provides the best news story of the week:

pair stuck in closet with a door that doesn't lock for 2 days.

Don't forget the decapitated mother story from Florida

captdownshift wrote: Don't forget the decapitated mother story from Florida

Best. Mugshot. Ever.

i never bothered to read that beheading story until now... that is pretty messed up, in a way that only seems to happen in Florida..

http://www.wfla.com/story/27743083/sheriff-woman-decapitated-in-oldsmar-man-arrested

i bet we could make this thread as epic as any other thread on this board if everyone just posted a link here every time something stupid happens in Florida...

"No drugs were found in the closet".

I think I know where they all went and why it took two days for them to call 911.

http://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman

There's a Florida Man twitter feed with a constant stream of stories like this. My wife subscribed to it and reads some to me occasionally. I don't twat, so I can't give the hashish thingy symbol deal.

love the woman's mug shot.. the dollar symbol tattoo on the neck is keeping it -very- classy

Dog bed :)

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2014/12/31/sheriff-naked-man-lays-on-cvs-dog-beds/21138975/

In reply to mad_machine:

Her throat is her moneymaker, apparently.

There's a reason Fark.com has a "Florida" tag. Example:

TCPalm: Sex revelation by ‘spiritual’ girlfriend blamed for rampage

TCPalm said: A Sebastian man told deputies he trashed his girlfriend’s car because he “snapped” when his “spiritual” girlfriend told him his dead grandmother would appear in his dreams and commit unusual sex acts involving him and an adult toy.

And the Fark thread (hilariously NSFW language).

http://www.fark.com/comments/8544776/

It's like this cause all y'all damn Yankees move down here and bring your children

^^^^ Well start exporting cheap and fun rust free car's NORTH of Atlanta and we might not come down.

RexSeven wrote: There's a reason Fark.com has a "Florida" tag. Example: TCPalm: Sex revelation by ‘spiritual’ girlfriend blamed for rampage

TCPalm said: A Sebastian man told deputies he trashed his girlfriend’s car because he “snapped” when his “spiritual” girlfriend told him his dead grandmother would appear in his dreams and commit unusual sex acts involving him and an adult toy.

And the Fark thread (hilariously NSFW language). http://www.fark.com/comments/8544776/

It's the most Florida story of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Donebrokeit wrote: ^^^^ Well start exporting cheap and fun rust free car's NORTH of Atlanta and we might not come down.

Done. What would are ya looking for?

Wouldn't be the first time I delivered a car to the York of New on a $500 trailer I bought the day before. Even had the pleasure of staying in a pay by the hour resort in Joisy

Bump for this awesome gem:

http://www.wfla.com/story/27774894/pasco-man-wearing-i-have-drugs-shirt-arrested-on-drug-charges