One of the best ebay adds I have seen

1964 Chevrolet Corvette

Here is the part that I loved:

Legitimate bidders please disregard the following:

We do not sell to girly men, crybabies or lazy rah-tard’s. Not to be mean (as I am accused by my wife), but this car is not for the timid, weak or fragile. (Girly man screening test: hold hand in front of face, make fist, look at tips of fingernails, are they clean and smooth like a young girl? If yes, don't bid. ) (Lazy rah-tard’ screening test: You have a flat tire with your lady, on the side of the interstate: Do you stand back and gaze in wonderment? If yes, don't bid) It is better to be harsh up front than have someone disappointed after the sale. Good luck bidding.

Awesome

WOW fire damaged 64 corvette for $9k, seems really high.

It looks like a parts car to me. Could it be parted out for significantly more than 9K?

Didn't you read the craigslist pet peeve thread? It's "AD". Sorry, back to your regularly scheduled ebay bash.

If I throw in an extra $50, can I punch that A-hole in the mouth?

In reply to tuna55:

I will blame my miss use of the English language on my lack of coffee. Oops.

shame.. one of the prettiest of vettes too

Can you ever get the smell out?

this is the reason i have a fire extinguisher in everything i drive

I put this up because I thought the descriptions of the "people" not allowed to beid were funny

Did anyone look at the other stuff this guy has on ebay? Some interesting stuff to say the least.

used to have an 81gtv6 wrote: Did anyone look at the other stuff this guy has on ebay? Some interesting stuff to say the least.

Gotta say I've never seen a $17,500,000 buy it now before.