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nicksta43 wrote:

That's all sorts of stupid right there!

RexSeven wrote:

Oh my.... I want it!

In reply to Bobzilla:

I can see that going poorly during other bed activities!

Bobzilla wrote:

RexSeven wrote:

Oh my.... I want it!

Let me walk you through living with this bed:

• Having sex and suddenly: Shotgun!

• Adjust pillow in the middle of the night and suddenly: Shotgun!

• Swat at cat walking on your face in the middle of the night and suddenly: Shotgun!

• Changing the sheets on the bed and suddenly: Shotgun!

Use two wire coat hangers as hooks and put them between the mattress and the box spring at the head of your bed. That way you can grab it without it falling on your face and without the muzzle in your wife's face.

bgkast wrote: In reply to Bobzilla: I can see that going poorly during other bed activities!

We just got a new mattress. It's the new super hard Serta iComfort memory foam gel infused brick. I tried to jump on the bed, face first. It hurt. A lot.

RossD wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

RexSeven wrote:

Oh my.... I want it!

Let me walk you through living with this bed: * Having sex and suddenly: Shotgun! * Adjust pillow in the middle of the night and suddenly: Shotgun! * Swat at cat walking on your face in the middle of the night and suddenly: Shotgun! * Changing the sheets on the bed and suddenly: Shotgun! Use two wire coat hangers as hooks and put them between the mattress and the box spring at the head of your bed. That way you can grab it without it falling on your face and without the muzzle in your wife's face.

:troll on:

I wonder if you shot your significant other in the face because of this if it would stand your ground or affluenza?

:troll off:

Flight Service wrote: ...:troll on:...

Honestly?

You really need to stop doing that.

.

In reply to aircooled:

RossD wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

RexSeven wrote:

Oh my.... I want it!

Let me walk you through living with this bed: * Having sex and suddenly: Shotgun! * Adjust pillow in the middle of the night and suddenly: Shotgun! * Swat at cat walking on your face in the middle of the night and suddenly: Shotgun! * Changing the sheets on the bed and suddenly: Shotgun! Use two wire coat hangers as hooks and put them between the mattress and the box spring at the head of your bed. That way you can grab it without it falling on your face and without the muzzle in your wife's face.

Cat freaks out and suddenly: Shotgun!

RexSeven wrote:

I think Oscar Pistorious had one of those.

bearmtnmartin wrote:

RexSeven wrote:

I think Oscar Pistorious had one of those.

He was only following Joe Biden's advice.

aircooled wrote:

Flight Service wrote: ...:troll on:...

Honestly? You really need to stop doing that. .

Bobzilla wrote:

RexSeven wrote:

Oh my.... I want it!

Found you a girl...

Burrito Enthusiast wrote:

Cool. Now if the NBA would do that I could be a sports star and make millions to feed my car desires.

Flight Service wrote:

Bobzilla wrote:

RexSeven wrote:

Oh my.... I want it!

Found you a girl...

pretty sure my wife wouldn't like that very much.