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GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/13/13 4:28 p.m.

I think I have to accept the fact that I'll never pay to get my car painted. There will always be some doodad that will improve performance or reliability or something other than just the car's looks, that I'd rather spend the money on.

So I was thinking maybe I should embrace the decay. Leave the patches of house paint and seared-off clear coat and make it look like a grassroots race car from dystopian sci-fi. Paint on some numbers, futuristic looking designs and add sponsor stickers from cyberpunk megacorps (and some I make up, I think a "vendor of fossil fuels and other specialty fluids for your classic" would be good haha). It'd be fun and look like I meant to make the car look that way, rather than just showing off how broke I am.

Whaddaya think?

Ian F
Ian F PowerDork
7/13/13 4:43 p.m.

I like it although while I can envision the overall theme I'm having trouble with specific cues. It'll be tricky to make it look like it wasn't planned, but still worth a shot.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/13/13 4:47 p.m.

Think I'm gonna gather up some pics of my car and put some ideas on it.

For anyone who wants to contribute, I want a pic of a dinosaur driving an S2k in "hot rod caricature" style.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
7/13/13 6:31 p.m.

Are you artistic? Steam punk it?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/13/13 6:34 p.m.

Not really artistic. Really not into steampunk.

I'm furiously trying to think up some futuristic designs right now. I'll get it done, don't worry.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
7/13/13 6:54 p.m.

I get the idea. I think a good place to start would be 50's futuristic sci-fi. For some reason, the pinball machine Big Bang Bar pops into my head. Fallout 3 also pops into my head, albiet with a more "hotrod" vibe if that makes any sense. I'm seeing distressed numbers, like a nascar panel that's been left in the desert for quite some time, looking beat and sunwashed and so on.

aircooled
aircooled PowerDork
7/13/13 6:59 p.m.

A Mr. Fusion is certainly a good idea:

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/13/13 7:33 p.m.

Haha yep that'll be a good sticker. Doing some stuff on the hood and roof right now.

Edit: The big problem I've run into is that this car doesn't have a lot of surface area on which to put stuff that isn't glass, or divided by the plastic trim (and accompanying body crease)

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
7/13/13 8:11 p.m.

What are we painting? I'm an idiot and don't know what you own lol.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/13/13 8:23 p.m.

Gotta sleep but here's what I got so far:

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
7/13/13 9:30 p.m.

The dinosaur must be on the roof, I'm not seeing it.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/14/13 6:41 a.m.

Just working out a design right now, I'll create stickers and jam them in later. Probably won't stick with all orange stripes either, I'm gonna experiment with different colors.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand UberDork
7/14/13 7:09 a.m.

I like the concept, and your rough idea above - but I think your car might be too clean/shiny/nice for it to really work? It seems to me like this is an idea which would work best on a car with nasty paint/bodywork, and then adding artificial patina to the graphics.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
7/14/13 7:13 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Gotta sleep but here's what I got so far:

At some point, my car is going to be sponsored by Weyland- Yutani.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/14/13 8:00 a.m.

What do you all think about BLACK & YELLA?

Kinda matches the factory black & gold theme.

I was thinking about a Weyland-Yutani sticker too.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
7/14/13 9:11 a.m.

Paint the entire car like this:

and put "NAM-SHUB" on the license plate.

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
7/14/13 9:16 a.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

White noise in a can.

mblommel
mblommel GRM+ Memberand Reader
7/14/13 10:27 a.m.

How about this for some inspiration:

Liquid TV The Running Man

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
7/14/13 6:31 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Snow Crash reference

Plus eleventy internets for you.

What about an 8 bit paint job?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
7/14/13 6:46 p.m.

In reply to Brett_Murphy:

It took you long enough. Where the hell were you?

singleslammer
singleslammer Dork
7/14/13 6:52 p.m.

Just finished snow crash a few months ago. Great book.

I also say white noise or 8 bit

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
7/14/13 9:27 p.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

Working on chores. Sorry.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
7/14/13 9:58 p.m.

SnowMongoose
SnowMongoose Reader
7/14/13 11:00 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Paint the entire car like this: and put "NAM-SHUB" on the license plate.

Oh lord, I'm not even the only one who got the reference.
I berkeleying love you guys.
/runs to grab Snow Crash

JoeyM
JoeyM MegaDork
7/14/13 11:04 p.m.
SnowMongoose wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Paint the entire car like this: and put "NAM-SHUB" on the license plate.
Oh lord, I'm not even the only one who got the reference. I berkeleying love you guys. /runs to grab Snow Crash

FWIW, I was talking to my dad about tires this morning and said something about contact patches "the size of a big woman's thighs" (yes, I know that was paraphrased a bit)

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