So, the old Toshiba XP box is getting pretty haggard with some screen problems and a battery that's on fumes. All I need is a laptop that can datalog cars and run a couple of specialized apps which are pretty low-effort. Basically, the minimum laptop on sale should handle it.
I stopped by Best Buy and grabbed a fairly minumum laptop. Crap build quality, but what do you expect for something that's built to only last a couple of years. Let me point out that I started programming back on a Commodore PET in 1983 or so and currently run a multi-million dollar ecommerce website on a Unix server that I maintain. I'm not a complete computer idiot.
First problem, I can't fire it up until it gets an internet connection. Okay, a few hours later that's possible.
Now I try to hook it in to my company domain so I can use the shared drive to transfer data. Nope, Windows 10 Home doesn't do domains, it's for grandparents or something. Fine, for $99 I can upgrade from Windows Hobbled Edition to Windows At Least As Good As XP. They call it Pro.
I follow the prompts, pay my $99 and...nothing. Well, one thing. It changes my easy-to-use laptop password to the strong one I generated for the Microsoft webstore, one that looks like a cat threw up on the keyboard.
So I contact support and I'm told to go back to the Store and click on Update again. I do, and it just sits there and looks at me.
Contact support again. A tech logs into my machine and turns off the Windows firewall, because Windows was preventing Windows from updating Windows. Okay, it's installed.
But now it needs to be activated. It won't activate and keeps implying I have a fake version of Windows. At this point, I can't even change my password. I call up support and another tech logs in and uses a couple of back doors on the box to activate Windows.
So now it's 7 PM. I'm still at work and at about the place I needed to be at 9 AM. I managed to create a local user that doesn't have admin privileges and I've even mapped my network drives - which was the whole point.
None of this was a difficult ask. All I wanted to do was to update from Home to Pro on a brand new machine fresh out of the box. People ask why I keep computers so long, and why I put my parents on OSX. Here's a good reason!