The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."
A Tachyon walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."
A Tachyon walks into a bar.
Googles "tachyon." Reads wiki page. Head explodes. I'll stick with being one of those blissfully unaware arty-farty types, thank you.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here." A Tachyon walks into a bar.
I get it. Pretty funny.
Okay, going to read it now.
fast_eddie_72 wrote:Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here." A Tachyon walks into a bar.I get it. Pretty funny. Okay, going to read it now.
Wanna hear a physics joke about Tachyons?
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Wanna hear a physics joke about Tachyons?
Meanwhile, the bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."
A Tachyon walks into a bar.
(They always travel in pairs)
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
Tachyons don't walk. Theoretical particles that travel faster than light.
This is getting pedestrian.
Requisite XKCD:
(b) Does the object continue to move after it comes to rest?
Ummm, what do you think, Einstein?
So these two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says "Hey, I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" the other replies.
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Ah,but does anything truly "rest" or by doing so, if it could, does it no longer exist?
Wives, feel free to chime in
Q: Hey, dude, what's Nu?
A: Frequency.
triumph5 wrote: Ah,but does anything truly "rest" or by doing so, if it could, does it no longer exist? Wives, feel free to chime in
Philosophy + Physics!
Ha -- a math professor and a physics professor were arguing about the height of the school's flagpole. An English professor walks by, and asks what they are discussing. Hearing the topic, he walks over to the flagpole, pulls it from the ground, lays it flat, and measures it. 7 metres, he tells them, and walks away.
The physics prof then says to the math prof: "That's the problem with English professors, you ask them for the height, and they give you the length" 
There are 10 types of people who understand binary language.
Those who do, and those who don't.
stuart in mn wrote: There are 10 types of people who understand binary language. Those who do, and those who don't.
This is a physics joke thread.
Mathematics and number system joke thread that-a-way.
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When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
Where does bad light end up? Answer: In a prism!
W hy did the chicken cross the road? Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Farmer has a problem, so he puts an ad in a paper. He's only got room for 50 cattle in his barn, and the cattle drive coming in has at least twice that.
A physics prof answers the ad, "Well, let's start by assuming cows are perfectly round..."
Which we know is a ridiculous assumption because SOME burger patties are square and the tubes of beef in the refrigerated meat case are more of a cylindrical shape.
"Pi are round, son. Cornbread are squared."
Badda Boom.
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