wbjones
wbjones HalfDork
2/4/10 7:53 p.m.

what will they come up with next ?

PETA Wants Punxsutawney Phil Replaced by Robot Groundhog NewsCORE Animal-rights group PETA wrote to organizers of the annual Groundhog Day spectacle in Punxsutawney, PA, demanding that the live groundhog used each year be replaced by a robot.

Animal-rights group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) wrote a Jan. 21 letter to organizers of the annual Groundhog Day spectacle in Punxsutawney, PA, demanding that the live groundhog used each year on Feb. 2 be replaced by a robotic version, USA Today reported Wednesday.

The paper showed a letter written by Gemma Vaughan, a PETA "Animals in Entertainment specialist," to Bill Deeley, president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, in which Vaughan appeals to him to "make the compassionate decision to use an animatronic Phil and retire the live groundhogs who are used for Groundhog Day activities to a sanctuary."

Vaughan goes on to say that the groundhogs "become stressed when they are exposed to large, screaming crowds; flashing lights from perhaps hundreds of cameras; and human handling."

In response, Deeley told the Associated Press that Phil is kept in a climate-controlled environment, is inspected annually by the state Department of Agriculture and is "being treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania."

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
2/4/10 8:10 p.m.
"being treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania."

That's not hard to do

tuna55
tuna55 HalfDork
2/4/10 8:17 p.m.

Aww man, stress?

They'll kill people to save a beaver.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/4/10 8:24 p.m.

In response, Eric Cartman, Communications Director for the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, demanded that PETA suck his balls.

Appleseed
Appleseed Dork
2/5/10 2:04 a.m.

I'd like to see Phil freed by PETA, ...and immediately bite one of the bastards and give them rabies.

grafmiata
grafmiata Dork
2/5/10 2:37 a.m.
wbjones wrote: what will they come up with next ? PETA Wants Punxsutawney Phil Replaced by Robot Groundhog NewsCORE Animal-rights group PETA wrote to organizers of the annual Groundhog Day spectacle in Punxsutawney, PA, demanding that the live groundhog used each year be replaced by a robot.

Hmmm... Replace a live animal with a device that would probably rely on some sort of elctrical power? GENIUS!!!

We'll call it Ground-Fault Interruptor Day. If the controller for the robot crashes, we get six more weeks of winter!!!

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
2/5/10 6:32 a.m.

In reply to grafmiata:

Ground -fault interruptor day. LOL x100!!

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