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Ah Tampa, the land of amazing tastful modifications. This is pretty tame compared to the abominations I see on a daily basis.

I think the most confusing thing for me is why someone went through the effort of supercharging an automatic Miata

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3540777818.html

This guys is CRAZY!

singleslammer wrote: http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3540777818.html This guys is CRAZY!

it's a zx 2+2, but why is it delusional?
Seems like a good price imo

wouldn't want it though, you can't fix that level of ugly (2+2 ZX)

corytate wrote:

singleslammer wrote: http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3540777818.html This guys is CRAZY!

it's a zx 2+2, but why is it delusional? Seems like a good price imo wouldn't want it though, you can't fix that level of ugly (2+2 ZX)

oh E36 M3!
I thought the price was $1500!
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

ZX Turbos are quite rare and command a substantial premium. But, it is still a 2+2, and probably an automatic. Most Turbos were. I have seen very clean ones down here, rust free Florida cars with 5 speed for over 10K.

cwh wrote: ZX Turbos are quite rare and command a substantial premium. But, it is still a 2+2, and probably an automatic. Most Turbos were. I have seen very clean ones down here, rust free Florida cars with 5 speed for over 10K.

wow, I've seen rough running zx/5 speed coupes for $1000 here, that's pretty crazy. Maybe a car worth restoring and flipping?

thestig99 wrote: I think the most confusing thing for me is why someone went through the effort of supercharging an automatic Miata

Not having two functional legs, perhaps? Only good excuse I can think of.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3537116156.html

Not only delusional, but a berkeleytard as well for listing his "price" incorrectly.

psteav wrote: http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3537116156.html Not only delusional, but a berkeleytard as well for listing his "price" incorrectly.

Flagged for removal, what was it?

99 Trans Am- $36K

30th Anniversary, only 9k miles

Too nice for $2k, something's up.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/cto/3555162803.html

In reply to 914Driver:

I think $2000 is optimistic. Non runner flood vehicle.

Ah, forgot about the flood.

http://capecod.craigslist.org/cto/3583951171.html

http://capecod.craigslist.org/cto/3583840420.html

http://capecod.craigslist.org/cto/3584102543.html

In reply to 914Driver:

Ha! I love the wonderful brotherly love that exists on CL.

Race car driver for hire!! Ten bux a touch.

http://cnj.craigslist.org/aos/3585003866.html

EDIT: Preserving text for posterity after this thing gets flagged..

List of cars i have driven:
1986 Corvette
1994 Camaro
2001 Eclipse
2007 Accord
2004 Pilot
1991 Civic B16a2
2007 Civic

I can drive both manual and automatic cars and shift extremely quickly.
$10 per race
Email me or call/text (deleted) and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

friedgreencorrado wrote: Race car driver for hire!! Ten bux a touch. http://cnj.craigslist.org/aos/3585003866.html EDIT: Preserving text for posterity after this thing gets flagged.. List of cars i have driven: 1986 Corvette 1994 Camaro 2001 Eclipse 2007 Accord 2004 Pilot 1991 Civic B16a2 2007 Civic I can drive both manual and automatic cars and shift extremely quickly. $10 per race Email me or call/text (deleted) and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

lolwut?
stop light racing, to show the bully in the fart canned civic whos car is best?

corytate wrote: lolwut? stop light racing, to show the bully in the fart canned civic whos car is best?

I guess. Truth be told, I didn't know whether it should have been posted here, or in the "Dumbest thing on the internet" thread.

I wish CL would make them put the miles in the ad I don't want to buy a 200k car and these idiots seem to think if they don't put it down it may slip by

friedgreencorrado wrote:

corytate wrote: lolwut? stop light racing, to show the bully in the fart canned civic whos car is best?

I guess. Truth be told, I didn't know whether it should have been posted here, or in the "Dumbest thing on the internet" thread.

I say both. lol

Looking at F350s lately, This one is high priced for a truck in good shape. This one has the Cummins motor bolted to the frame of the F350 thats it. Needs minor finishing!

2003 Ford F350 Cummins Crew Cab 4dr Dually 4wd - $16500 (acworth)

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/3591055789.html

I have up for sale a 2003 Ford F350 Crew Cab Dually 4wd that I swapped in a Cummins 5.9L 6bt and an NV4500 manual transmission. The truck is put back together, but needs the last few minor things done to get it back on the road:

1. modify transmission mount
2. modify rear driveshaft
3. plumb fuel lines to engine (modify the existing lines)
4. modify engine harness
5. modify exhaust for turbo
6. buy & install silicon hoses for intake
7. buy universal coolant hoses for radiator
8. make dual battery tray so both batteries are on one side
9. install power steering / brake pump
10. misc other items, including swapping pedals (I have them, just not installed); buy & install shifter arm, cut hole in trans tunnel cover, buy boot, etc.

Basically, minor stuff but I'm tied up with a half dozen other projects right now, and don't have time or energy to get to it. The engine is installed already as is the transmission, and I used the Autoworld MT mounts and conversion parts. The hardest work is already done. The engine was from a UPS truck, and had around 175k on the rebuild from the Cummins factory. This engine was very well maintained, and I've bought several other engines from the same supplier and they were all great engines. I used the factory ford transfer case, so all the shifter / knobs will still work (had to change the input shaft to a dodge version).

Truck has a bedliner, but it is very dirty and needs to be cleaned out. Has a 5th wheel hitch, and a heavy duty hitch under the bumper. Tailgate was dented outward when I bought it. Interior is dirty and could use a good cleaning. AC is all there, but will need to be charged as it had to be disconnected for the conversion.

I'm in no rush to sell it, so no low ball offers. I know that when finished, this combo will fetch over $20k. If it doesn't sell by the time I finish my other projects, I will finish it myself and then sell at the higher price. I bought a 3k rpm pin for it and a few parts to turn up the fuel, but as of right now, it is bone stock and nothing has been modified. It still has stock injectors, stock pump, stock turbo, etc.

Feel free to contact me with any questions about this truck (note: I will not respond to questions about how to do the swap on your truck, as there is a ton of information available online). Only contact me if you are interested in buying the truck. Note that since nothing is plumbed or hooked up, it's not running at the moment. Transmission was bought off ebay from a transmission shop, and was rebuilt with zero miles and had the 5th gear upgrade.

This is being sold used, as-is with no warranties or guarantees. Buyer is responsible for knowing what they are buying, and knowing that it will need some work done to it before it will be ready to drive. No scammers, no trades, no overseas deals, no responses to questions about best price, if it's still available, etc.

That guy's just fishing for a sucker.

I don't think this delusional, but it's definitely worth a laugh:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/3598174953.html

Redneck guy said: Biodiesel Truck - $750 (Overhulse Rd) We're selling this biodiesel/veggie oil ford truck. Has Needs a bit of work, but was in running order until our roommate left. Willing to take best offer or trades are a possibility (brewing equipment and/or sheep preferred).

http://lancaster.craigslist.org/cto/3584668239.html

Really the only thing that's delusional is that he's about a grand over the price cap for a J body, especially a Mirada. That said, if it was 1500 I'd be all over it. Brown Old Man Dodge with a tan vinyl roof? Throw a hotted up 360 under the hood and you've got a hellacious sleeper on your hands.