Post your delusional Craigslist finds here

http://dayton.craigslist.org/vgm/4524514601.html

Ok so it's videogames and not cars but it's still epic.

Worthless system missing parts for $20

Bunch of worthless games that won't play on said system for $30

Or take it all for $60

Wait. What?

Take a look at this beauty, but get ready to gouge your eyes out.

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/cto/4511436906.html

Best of all, you can buy it in another city for only $600 more. "The car isn't perfect" but is an extremely rare 93 M-edition.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4517328423.html

bills wrote: Take a look at this beauty, but get ready to gouge your eyes out. http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/cto/4511436906.html Best of all, you can buy it in another city for only $600 more. "The car isn't perfect" but is an extremely rare 93 M-edition. http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4517328423.html

I really, really don't like people that do this. Many claim to be "drifters" but most, I suspect, are just morons and hacks who go to drift events and watch others "race" then they drive home. Slowly.

In reply to bills:

He even flat blacked the convertible top. How the berk do you do that?

That's where I grew up. I'm not really surprised.

Not delusional, but hilariously true. http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/cto/4529405391.html Best deal on the internet!

Too good to be true!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING IT MYSELF?????

Am I dreaming?

Somebody wake me up!

Not one car but 2! For the low, low price of $1200!

Allow me to introduce you to Samson!

A beautiful 1989 Cadillac Sedan DeVille with ONLY 192000 miles on him.

(Brother he's just been broken in!)

You know how people say, "too many features to list", well this one has too many problems to list!

BUT HE RUNS!!!!

As a matter of fact my son is driving him right now!

AND...The love of his life...

Delilah,

An amazing 1992 Toyota Celica with a surprisingly low 232000 miles on her (practically still a virgin)

and YES! She runs also!!!!

Just finished driving her to Battle Creek about 30 minutes ago (I'm hoping those 40 or so miles I just put on her won't be a deal breaker for you!)

Hurry this deal won't last long!!!!!!!

BUT WAIT! It gets better!!!!!!

It's $1200 for both OR... Best offer!!!!

FAQ

1. Can I buy the cars separately? Yes! It's $1200 for the Celica or $1200 for the Cadillac. Your choice.

2. Does it need... (fill in the blank) Probably.

3. Which one has the best interior? I wouldn't eat off the floor of either.

4. What about the tires? I believe one of them is good.

5. Were the cars stored during the winter? Sort of, they were both buried in snow.

6.Does the radio work? That would surprise me.

1. Does either car have air? Both cars have air when the windows are down.

2. Are you the original owner? The good news is the original owner was a little old lady from Pasadena who barely drove the car. The bad news is there's about 7-9 owners between she and I.

3. Any smokers in the cars? The cars themselves have smoked on numerous occasions.

4. Any Bondo on the car? It would not surprise me if you found important components of both cars held together by Bondo, Zip-Ties, chewing gum, rubber cement, duct tape or Play-Doh.

5. So it's safe to say both cars are "projects"? Man those cars are more project than the "Cabrini-Greens".

my loss your gain

Seller said: 2000 gts full option package plus lots of custom work done, car runs excellent just don't use it much aftermart 17 inch rims lambo door package shocks are weak, dvd ....4000.00 is priced to sell quick, will not lower price....also car has 104,000 miles and color storm light kit that plays with stereo

How would I gain from this? Is it like gaining herpes? And why the hell would you make one of your pictures a meme? Bad taste plus bad taste makes it better? I hope those sweet custom Type-R floor mats are included!

I'd rather have herpes

16 GRAND he wants for this..

I'm just.. wow.

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/4506855249.html

When's the last time you've seen one with those miles and that clean? I don't think the price is that out of line.

In reply to Appleseed:

I didn't think the cars of my childhood had gotten to be desirable yet. Did I miss it and early-90s-mobiles are that sought after now?

That's 2500 miles since "restord." Given it's non-originality (paint and interior) that's a strong price. That's almost 2500 original mile 1LE pricing.

Yeah odo shows 49000 miles. that is a clean damn car though, a lot less delusional than the jackass with his own lambo doors meme

Derp. Should have looked harder. Realistically, though, most of the early 90s cars we'd want are clapped out to hell at the prices we think are reasonable. 90s stuff is on the rise for the same reason 80s stuff is: scarcity.

In reply to stanger_missle:

In reply to Kenny_McCormic:

That is literally the first thing that popped onto my head when I saw that ad. I wish that fad would just be over already

$69K FJ40 http://allentown.craigslist.org/cto/4542135704.html

It's nice, it's had a E36 M3 ton of work done to it, but it's still an FJ40, and it ain't no $69K FJ40.

In reply to bigdaddylee82:

I think I've got you beat, although this isn't CL:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Wooden-Hot-Rod-/171321124135?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27e388e527

bravenrace wrote: In reply to bigdaddylee82: I think I've got you beat, although this isn't CL: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Wooden-Hot-Rod-/171321124135?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27e388e527

Dammit. How many times do I have to ask you people to post warnings with links to horrors like this?

Curmudgeon wrote:

bravenrace wrote: In reply to bigdaddylee82: I think I've got you beat, although this isn't CL: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Wooden-Hot-Rod-/171321124135?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27e388e527

Dammit. How many times do I have to ask you people to post warnings with links to horrors like this?

$119k?!?! Bwahahahaha

Lots of detail too! Did they use pressure treated? Can it be parked outside? How do you keep the hood from catching fire? Doesn't even tell us the AC blows cold!

ryanty22 wrote: Yeah odo shows 49000 miles. that is a clean damn car though, a lot less delusional than the jackass with his own lambo doors meme

On the other hand, claiming he was able to special order it with "Corvett suspension" definitely fits the spirit of this thread.

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/4533444554.html

This is a Rare 1967 Royal Enfield in Mint condition with only 591 Kilometers on the Odometer. The bike was brought back to the USA from India. I can show the Original paperwork with the original owner's information. I titled it in the USA for the first time last year. NO Low Ball Offers. I DO NOT need help selling it. NO Scams or BS please. I do not need to sell it. NOT interested in any TRADES. Asking price is $33,000.

$33,000

In reply to EvanB:

indeed.

Based on what I could find on the internet he has an extra zero in the price.

2005 Dodge Magnum

I think I found the 700hp Corvette guy's Florida cousin.

Is this some kind of math I don't know about?

Maybe the number and size of the R/T emblems add some horsepowers