Post your delusional Craigslist finds here

In reply to RexSeven:

I saw that too. gotta be canoe...

The photos got updated. NOW it looks like a Alfa 916 Spider, and the house looks New England-ish enough. I think the posting is legit, but I'm not so sure the car itself is. I know of one other MA resident with an (older) 916-chassis Spider who claims it's legalized, but he may just mean on a state level. AFAIK, 916-chassis GTVs and Spiders are still not federally legal for importation and registration.

Okay, who has the Holy Water?

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/4722991793.html

stroker wrote: Okay, who has the Holy Water? http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/4722991793.html

I'm not seeing a delusional seller, but I can imagine many delusional buyers. Elans are sought after enough and worth enough that some one will buy it.

Here is a 1987 944 Turbo. Looks like it is good shape. Black with burgundy interior. Low miles.

Now for the delusional part....the guy is asking $22,900 for it. Either he is out of his mind or I am.

In reply to T.J.:

I saw one show up near here, not quite as nice of a shape but still not bad (http://lexington.craigslist.org/cto/4720353239.html), and it was only like $6500.

This better be a typo, or else half a million doesn't get you much these days:

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/cto/4718417076.html

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/4710629276.html

Will apparently rape your girlfriend when project is finished.

Ashyukun wrote: In reply to T.J.: I saw one show up near here, not quite as nice of a shape but still not bad (http://lexington.craigslist.org/cto/4720353239.html), and it was only like $6500.

Big difference between a beater 951 and a very nice low mileage one. I'm not saying the nice one is a 22k car, but it's worth a lot more than a beater. That being said I sold my last beater 951 for 4k, so maybe the 6500 one is also overpriced.

I think I found the new mid engine corvette, I kinda like it http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/4717479246.html

tooms351 wrote: I think I found the new mid engine corvette, I kinda like it http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/4717479246.html

I think you found the next logical step for the parking lot fiero.

That had to lighten the nose, stuff an lt1 in there.....really wish I had some fmla left I so wanted to go to the 2014

In reply to tooms351:

seller said: The rear bonnett was designed to look hideous and block all rearward visibility

Fixed that for him

haha he could cut some more weight, toss the rearview mirror!

link A couple gems from the ad: "Still gets 25 mph." "Some rust"

Is meth to blame here? So much wow.

Foxbody goodness

I wonder why there are so many bizarre listings around here... must be the meth.

http://lexington.craigslist.org/cto/4715906771.html

Yay, it has a turbo! Lot of good it does with no engine.

Only $150 for a set of trash wheels!

Dude another out of romero! I hope he gets more. The good thing is that this one breaks, and does Ron.

http://asheville.craigslist.org/cto/4714365688.html

In reply to tuna55:

Clearly the badge on the passenger side of the trunk does not belong to whoever wrote that ad...

Ummm.. wtf.

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/4766826939.html

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4725044969.html

mthomson22 wrote: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4725044969.html

It is....green.

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/4719726574.html

Are we including hilariously obvious scams in this thread? Because in Atlanta:

This was either gonna be a smoking-hot deal or a straight-up con job. I actually sent an email just out of curiosity, and the email I got back only said, "Call me"

Did some digging and found out the seller is actually a high school girl, but I was able to grab a screenshot of the ad before she took it down...