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I saw this one on FB, and I think this is the most delusional of all Craigslist Finds. https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/ctd/6165680010.html

RARE 1998 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 1 of 231 Twin Turbo 6 Speed Manual - $500000 (Flint, MI)

Delusional Craigslist Dude said: RARE CARACAS RED 1998 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 Twin Turbo All VIN TAGS, All Wheel Drive, All Wheel Steering, 6 Speed Getrag Manual for sale. Maintained with Mitsubishi OEM Only! All Scheduled Maintenance. Stored inside on battery tender. Forum member owned First owner was an Oracle programmer. Second owner owns a Tech Startup. Only 2 owners of this nearly 20 year old Classic Japan Turbo Legends of the 90s. MSRP $45,750 in 1998. RARE Less than 190 are known to exist. No Test Drive Policy. Factory Spoiler=$5,000 OEM Factory 18s Rims=$10,000 Like New Tan Leather Interior=$15,000 Engine and Transmission=$25,000 Wiring Harness=$5,000 Braking System=$5,000 Speedometer=$1,500 Trim Panels=$5,000 $70k+ PARTS We Reserve the Right to Refuse or Deny anyone at anytime for any reason. We also reserve the right to sell the vehicle Internationally or Locally which ever happens first. VEHICLE AVAILABILITY NOT GUARANTEED CALL NOW 810-441-4599 Bank Wire, Cash or Financing if you qualify. a l l d a y s t e v e 1 @ y a h o o.com 8 1 0-4 4 1-4 5 9 9 All VINS NO STORIES GREEN TITLE $500,000 FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS

Five Hundred Thousand Dollars.

Maybe the Flint water went to the seller's brain?

In reply to Tony Sestito:

This thing wins the delusional CL thread

I was about to write a different comment until I re-read the ad and realized it was $500,000 not $50,000 like I originally thought, which is also insane.

What. The. berkeley.

Thread over.

You couldn't pay me $500k to come take that POS off your hands look at my postings on other threads about these cars to know how horrible they are! This guy could pay me $500k to come kick whoever would take this as a serious ad in the balls for the same outcome as taking owner ship of the car!

And 70k miles. It would be one thing if it were a zero mile example. Still not justification, but at least a better story.

1969 MGB, needs floorboards and body work.

$1000 is fair, but "Will trade for 240Z/260Z/280Z" is what gets this to delusional range. Severely rusted out nonrunning least-desirable 260z were going for $2k fifteen years ago.

Tony Sestito wrote: I saw this one on FB, and I think this is the most delusional of all Craigslist Finds. https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/ctd/6165680010.html RARE 1998 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 1 of 231 Twin Turbo 6 Speed Manual - $500000 (Flint, MI)

Delusional Craigslist Dude said: RARE CARACAS RED 1998 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 Twin Turbo All VIN TAGS, All Wheel Drive, All Wheel Steering, 6 Speed Getrag Manual for sale. Maintained with Mitsubishi OEM Only! All Scheduled Maintenance. Stored inside on battery tender. Forum member owned First owner was an Oracle programmer. Second owner owns a Tech Startup. Only 2 owners of this nearly 20 year old Classic Japan Turbo Legends of the 90s. MSRP $45,750 in 1998. RARE Less than 190 are known to exist. No Test Drive Policy. Factory Spoiler=$5,000 OEM Factory 18s Rims=$10,000 Like New Tan Leather Interior=$15,000 Engine and Transmission=$25,000 Wiring Harness=$5,000 Braking System=$5,000 Speedometer=$1,500 Trim Panels=$5,000 $70k+ PARTS We Reserve the Right to Refuse or Deny anyone at anytime for any reason. We also reserve the right to sell the vehicle Internationally or Locally which ever happens first. VEHICLE AVAILABILITY NOT GUARANTEED CALL NOW 810-441-4599 Bank Wire, Cash or Financing if you qualify. a l l d a y s t e v e 1 @ y a h o o.com 8 1 0-4 4 1-4 5 9 9 All VINS NO STORIES GREEN TITLE $500,000 FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS

Five Hundred Thousand Dollars. Maybe the Flint water went to the seller's brain?

It's ten million dollars now. It's moving faster than Bitcoin.

Hard to find Seller says hard to find, there's a reason for that. However, there were 6 other Vegas in the CL before his, not so hard to find.

Wow ... if it's that rusty in Texas ....

Overpriced 3000GT Part Deux (also from Detroit) With the same description as the red one and the same seller.
He had two of these "super rare" cars?

Make that four. Two more at 200K

In reply to Grtechguy:

What the hell?? Maybe this guy has been sitting on these things forever and thinks they've appreciated 500%?

Dunno... Address on the listings comes back as a Dr's Office. I do like the car in black though.

Not a craigslist ad, and since it is bidding, I guess it reflects the actual value, but that is a hell of a lot of money for an inop flood car.

AMG G Wagen

Doc Type: NC - SALVAGE CERT-WATER/FLOOD DAMAGE

Odometer: 3,912 mi (ACTUAL)

Primary Damage: WATER/FLOOD

Secondary Damage: MECHANICAL

Est. Retail Value: $113,300 USD

VIN:WDCYC7DF4DX200694

Body Style: 4DR SPOR

Current Bid: $50,500 USD

In reply to Grtechguy: Yeah, I saw that. Strange, the black one does look good.

In reply to Brett_Murphy:

Never used copart before but the status of bid says never bid, which I assume no one is touching that thing at $50K. That sure is a lot of damn money for that, I know it's half off MSRP but that would scare the hell out of me.

Bid status is your bid status, if I recall correctly.

$375 with shipping for a new Racing Beat manifold: http://www.ebay.com/itm/MAZDA-ROTARY-RX7-RX2-RX3-RX4-COSMO-RACING-BEAT-4-PORT-OLD-SKOOL-13B-INTAKE-MANIF-/112445562910?hash=item1a2e47201e:g:BzIAAOSwjk9ZRB1P&vxp=mtr

That you can buy brand new from Racing Beat for $291 plus shipping: http://www.racingbeat.com/RX7-1975-1985/Holley-Components/16477.html

In reply to Knurled:

Yes, but that one isn't "Old Skool" that has to be worth something.

https://lexington.craigslist.org/cto/6182702864.html

0-60 in 3.2 seconds. Oh my!

In reply to Brett_Murphy:

Those AMG G-wagens are about 225K new. We also know those amg engines list for about 48k. It's a lot, but I can kinda see it.

Interesting.....

So tacky, I'm actually kinda impressed.

Older GMC dump truck - $1200

Hmmm... I wonder what it looks like. Could be an older truck used on a farm or something?

NOPE. Just a pile of scrap that doesn't include the scrap on top.

For sale?

java230 wrote: Interesting.....