Pre-emptive Apology...

Having a minor medical procedure tomorrow morning. If I post anything stupid after 11am, please kindly ask the mod's to delete it and don't hit me with the permaban hammer.... Supposedly I'll be back to normal by Thursday...whatever normal is?

define stupid... to most "normal" people almost everything on this forum is "stupid"

Ha! A couple of years ago I was getting a dental implant done..... Apparently I was trying to post to FB from the chair and the staff took my phone away and gave it to SWMBO.

Good luck man.

mad_machine wrote: define stupid... to most "normal" people almost everything on this forum is "stupid"

Somehow offensive in a poor attempt at humor is most likely what I'd expect to come out of my drugged fingers.

KyAllroad wrote: Ha! A couple of years ago I was getting a dental implant done..... Apparently I was trying to post to FB from the chair and the staff took my phone away and gave it to SWMBO. Good luck man.

Won't be doing anything until I get home. Not taking anything but my driver's license, insurance card, clothes, and sunglasses. Sunglasses will stay in the car, cards in SWMBO's purse, clothes on me. Once I'm back home, I'll be unsupervised except for the cat & she incites trouble...

Hell, let it out. Inebriated posts are fun and liberating.

secretariata wrote:

mad_machine wrote: define stupid... to most "normal" people almost everything on this forum is "stupid"

Somehow offensive in a poor attempt at humor is most likely what I'd expect to come out of my drugged fingers.

That's about the type of post I specialize in. Maybe if I were on some heavy duty drugs I would make 'normal' posts. Hope all goes well with your procedure.

Procedure isn't a big deal. Involves a camera and a bodily orifice. "Sunset" drugs are what I'm worried about. Might be wandering about posting things that "seemed funny at the time"...Hopefully logging out before we head out will prevent that.

Remember, the correct response is:
Rectum? Hell, damn near killed 'em.

Yeah, I had one of those procedures many years ago. The embarASSing part was when I was in the recovery room, laying on my side. I was just coming to, and could see two very pretty nurses on either side of me. "Oh, you're awake," said the blonde one. My response was, "fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft," from the region where the doctor had been looking. "Ohhh, I'm sorry," was all I could mumble. She just smiled and said, "That's Ok, hon, you've been doing that for the past half hour."

Great... I'm having what I assume is the same procedure next month.

I go through it every 2 years.. the embarissment (and novelty) factor wear off

I've had 2 .. another one in a couple of yrs …

You will be forgiven if SWMBO takes embarrassing video of you being all loopy

sunset drugs and orifices

RealMiniParker wrote: Yeah, I had one of those procedures many years ago. The embarASSing part was when I was in the recovery room, laying on my side. I was just coming to, and could see two very pretty nurses on either side of me. "Oh, you're awake," said the blonde one. My response was, "fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft," from the region where the doctor had been looking. "Ohhh, I'm sorry," was all I could mumble. She just smiled and said, "That's Ok, hon, you've been doing that for the past half hour."

I will let you in on a secret since I am married to a Nurse.

There is NOTHING that you could do or say to embarrass one of these creatures. Think of what they do for a living.

Another tip.

NEVER go to a dinner with two Nurses at the table.

You should try it without anesthesia. The nurse said "You are NOT a wuss."

mad_machine wrote: define stupid... to most "normal" people almost everything on this forum is "stupid"

"Hi, I am thinking about leasing a new Camry. Should I order it in Medium Sand or Smooth Beige?"

I have done it without drugs.. it was uncomfortable, but not painful. It was more fun stinking my Father out of the car on the way home (I was 16)

Wow - this thread delivers... Need to get on the bandwagon for that procedure and a clipping of my wings... For some reason I've been procrastinating

I love nurses. Wish I could find one to date...

I was overjoyed today at the doctor's office when he let me know that 50 is when men should have that experience/procedure, not 40. I may have gone to the doctor more frequently the past few years if not for my secret fear of this occurring:

I have 7 years to enjoy my "exit only" rule!

secretariata wrote: Procedure isn't a big deal. Involves a camera and a bodily orifice. "Sunset" drugs are what I'm worried about. Might be wandering about posting things that "seemed funny at the time"...Hopefully logging out before we head out will prevent that.

Propifol. Not that bad.

I presume we are talking about scoping the old bunghole and attachments... I did it drug free. I've had more pain from a bad taco, really.

Appleseed wrote: Hell, let it out. Inebriated posts are fun and liberating.

The posts I make with the highest + factor are the ones posted with the most amount of Kentucky's finest.

Except the one in this thread. I was at work. And really, it WAS a stupid thing.

I mena, geesh. Everyone knows you don't order a lease vehicle, you just grab off the rack whatever the manager in charge decided to put on the lot. I feel somehwhat shamed for having recorded such an erroneous statement.