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Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltimaDork
4/30/18 8:59 p.m.

In reply to Fueled by Caffeine :

Not my problem now. 

Happy bunghole trumps all sewers.

Employment assured.

fasted58
fasted58 MegaDork
4/30/18 9:49 p.m.

GRM Live should do a TP shootout. 

JG: and now a word from our new sponsor...

Floating Doc
Floating Doc GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
4/30/18 10:01 p.m.

Bulk rolls of Scott brand

thinnest cheapest single ply

just use a long piece

Burrito
Burrito Dork
5/1/18 1:22 a.m.

Cottonelle white squares

Ripples so soft and so fair

Cleans my hole down there

nocones
nocones GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
5/1/18 1:45 a.m.

Already page two

Asks legit E36 M3 questions

No discuss seashells

akamcfly
akamcfly Dork
5/1/18 4:16 a.m.
nocones said:

Already page two

Asks legit E36 M3 questions

No discuss seashells

I don't know about

the three seashells, however

I've always wondered...

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
5/1/18 6:14 a.m.

“I need TP for my bunghole”.  

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
5/1/18 9:11 a.m.

Great cornolio

Is from lake titicaca

Prefers the charmin. 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
5/1/18 9:24 a.m.

Most threads in OT

go to E36 M3 after a while. 

This one started there.

racerdave600
racerdave600 UltraDork
5/1/18 10:17 a.m.

Another vote for Charmin Ultra Soft, it's the only way to go!

barefootskater
barefootskater Reader
5/1/18 11:20 a.m.

This is the best thread

To a brand I'm not partial

Two ply is the best

MazdaFace
MazdaFace HalfDork
5/5/18 8:20 a.m.

No Charmin here

I use baby wipes 

Is this a haiku?

barefootskater
barefootskater Reader
5/5/18 8:47 a.m.

In reply to MazdaFace :

A haiku it isn't

It is five, seven, then five

Syllables per line

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
5/5/18 8:51 a.m.

The first line is five

The second line is seven

Back to five again

travellering
travellering HalfDork
5/5/18 1:22 p.m.

Inverted haiku format

 

Because I have fun

 

Ignoring the stated rules

 

 

Club of Samuel Walton

Has their own knock-off

Ultra premium bath rolls

I find them almost as good

As using name brands

Leaves more bills if I run out...

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