The words:
"I'm going to grab The Fast and the Furious set, because they're the classiest ones."
Just left my mouth.
Said classy Hotwheels (because I'm not wrong):
The words:
"I'm going to grab The Fast and the Furious set, because they're the classiest ones."
Just left my mouth.
Said classy Hotwheels (because I'm not wrong):
NickD said:"Its the year 2020, can we finally stop pretending that Limp Bizkit was ever a good idea?"
I did it all for the nookie.
"We look like some sad cult" - Elyse Willems
"No, people in cults are happy. They have purpose." - Jon Smith
"Crown Vics lived long enough to become the villian." - random dude in the comments on a Spec P71 video.
"I like to put my friends in a lot of distress before I surprise them" - Cleetus Mcfarland.
"We gotta risk it for the biscuit because biscuits are delicious when they are buttered." - Alfredo Diaz.
NickD said:"I like to put my friends in a lot of distress before I surprise them" - Cleetus Mcfarland.
This could be me but there's usually no surprise just distress
NickD said:"Its the year 2020, can we finally stop pretending that Limp Bizkit was ever a good idea?"
Hey Nick, you can take this bad comment and just keep rollin' rollin' rollin, rollin' (WHAT)
"The transmission only slips in 3rd and 4th gear. You don't use those doing donuts."
- Mitchell Stapleton
"I just realized something. That's the SECOND time I've had to clean vomit out of a ball pit".
Me- after recounting tales of working at chuck e cheese.
"I don't know what a piston is, but I feel like it's a car part."
Dana, upon seeing my new keyring I'm so excited about.
"When you think about it, a silent movie is basically the opposite of a podcast."
Phalangic shrapnel everywhere! - Antihero
"The first favor is when you ask a friend or colleague to do something for you.
The second favor is when you ask them to do it precisely the way you would do it.
They’re not related. And the second one costs more."
-Seth Godin
Crxpilot said:"The first favor is when you ask a friend or colleague to do something for you.
The second favor is when you ask them to do it precisely the way you would do it.
They’re not related. And the second one costs more."
-Seth Godin
This is very very true.
I used to tell DW when we were feuding a little:
"You can either ask me to do something for you and then let me do it, or you can tell me to do something for you and exactly how you want it done. NOT BOTH."
"Ted Turner had this policy where if you sued him you couldn't work for him. I kinda berked myself didn't I?"
Jake the snake Roberts
MarkSabier14 said:"The best leaders are those most interested in surrounding themselves with assistants and associates smarter than they are. They are frank in admitting this and are willing to pay for such talents." -Antos Parrish
One of the best bosses I had told everyone we were all smarter than him even when we weren't. He did anything we needed and we all did whatever we could to make things work. Now that I'm in management I try to work like him.
The chopped up offal is mixed with coarse cornmeal and lard, so it tastes and feels like you fried your driveway. - Duke
In reply to Brett_Murphy (Ex-Patrón) :
That's easily the best description of scrapple I've ever read.
Not an entire quote per se, but I just encountered the word "guanopsychotic".
A commenter then pointed the word out and called it "thighlarious".
I love how malleable English can be.
"Every night after work, I purposely drive past an electronic speed limit sign, at the speed limit, so I can feel appreciated at least once that day when it says 'Thank you'."
-Me to my resource manager just to berkeley with him. We both chuckled.
"Do you want me to put on some more fire?" - My wife's way of asking if she should put more firewood on the fire.
Or, actually, it's my wife's way of saying: "The fire is dying down here. Are you going to come down and put in another load of firewood, or do I have to do it myself?".
Since I'm working in my office, upstairs, and have a fire burning close to that room, my answer is "Sure!"... which is MY way of saying "You are an adult. Fix your own damn fire, woman!".
Me to my coworker- "where the hell did he come from?" About a customer that's probably been in our store for 20min.
"There's a lot of fire, that's not supposed to be there."
"What do you do in farm simulator?"
"You farm."
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