"There was 3 polar bears in the club. I don't know how they got in there but I'm glad I got out. No more questions."
"There was 3 polar bears in the club. I don't know how they got in there but I'm glad I got out. No more questions."
I drove by a church this morning who’s reader board read “Ark plans inside”. As much rain as we’ve had I thought it was perfect.
From Rocko's Modern Life: "If the job's worth doing, it's worth doing adequately."
In reply to RevRico :
Fun fact: This is not taken out of thin air. The official driver of Koenigsegg: Robert Serwanski, has won the (roughly) Swedish equivalent to Spec Miata several times.
One of my favourites: "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy" - Red Green
"No good deed goes unpunished" -my Dad
"There's no amount of good you can't do in this world if you're willing to let someone else take the credit for it."
"Testing has shown that a 100 shot from a mother bottle will last almost 3 miles. That poor 305...
Did you run out of nitrous or pistons?
It melted 5. 5 pistons not cylinder 5."
An exchange between me and the guy that talked me into buying Humphrey.
"I love the fact that we can actively change ourselves but I hate the idea that it's squandered by 99 percent of the population." -- Adam Carolla
Daylan C said:"You how you treat that right? Soak it in alchohol...from the inside."
Old manager referring to the cut above my eye I got during the course of a brake job I was 100% done with.
I mashed my thumb hard at work the other day. One of the guys said I better hit the wound with peroxide.
I told him, after I got home, I'd treat it with an oral application of 45% ethanol that had been aged in charred oak barrels.
"I paid good money for that car to not be the village bicycle anymore." - Matt Farah referring to his Countach that was whored out like crazy for photo and video appearances before he bought it.
Guidelines for life in general:
You can have it:
Fast
Cheap
Accurate
Pick your favorite two of the three.
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And my one of my favorites from my Grandfather:
I bought a Ford in 1948... and that's the last one I owned!
"This is WAY BETTER than I thought it would be!"
David Whitener halfway through his first autocross run in his new Tesla Model 3.
"I ran over a bottle of dykem. Guess I'll have a blue driveway now."
"Humility is truth."
Erasmus.
"If you pinpoint all the places I've been you'll notice...I haven't actually been that many places."
Weather this morning reminded me of a good one:
"Alright men, the plan is to hide and wait for the other team to die of humidity!" - A guy on the paintball team I was about to go up against, on an island in a swamp in Barbados.
GameboyRMH said:Weather this morning reminded me of a good one:
"Alright men, the plan is to hide and wait for the other team to die of humidity!" - A guy on the paintball team I was about to go up against, on an island in a swamp in Barbados.
Dig it. This morning driving to work, at 7:07AM it was 77*F and well over 70% humidity. Not-so-lucky-sevens.
"You know what they call that? .........CRAP!
Certified Retarded Accounting Processes."
Stated by a co worker today.
He’s a loathsome brut, yet I can’t look away.
"What are you gonna do about it?
Yell, cry, scream.
In that order?
Yes."
Fitzy- “It’s time to fight fire with fire.”
Davis- “But that’s how we lost the train station.”
"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds
NickD said:"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds
Cut to Jaynestown....
spacecadet said:"You know what they call that? .........CRAP!
Certified Retarded Accounting Processes."
Stated by a co worker today.
To be fair, and I work for an ERP developer with an in-house developed accounting and inventory package:
"You can ask four different accountants how to do something and you'll get six different answers."
I ask clients all the time what exactly they're trying to accomplish. Generally because most of the time I have no idea why someone would do something the way that they're attempting to do it. It's not that the package can't, it's just a question of why they're taking that route to get to the same point I can reach with far less complexity.
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