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914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/15/15 7:25 a.m.

Think of this guy when you're having a really bad day.

NSFW

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/914Dan/fork_zps9ol8mu13.jpg

slefain
slefain UberDork
4/15/15 7:43 a.m.

Yeah, that's gonna need a NSFW tag.

And he's gonna need a tetanus booster.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 7:48 a.m.

Yeah I'd change the pic to a link in case someone could get in trouble for viewing bare dude buttcheeks at work

trucke
trucke HalfDork
4/15/15 7:58 a.m.

Mom never told me to wear Kevlar underwear. But that would be too itchy.

kylini
kylini HalfDork
4/15/15 8:02 a.m.

Now that's genuinely disturbing and unsettling... I'm glad I haven't had breakfast yet.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/15/15 8:15 a.m.

Meh. I've seen worse.

XLR99
XLR99 GRM+ Memberand Reader
4/15/15 8:38 a.m.

No matter how clean your underwear started off, I'm betting it would be soiled after that!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
4/15/15 9:08 a.m.

Not one "forked in the ass" joke? I am disappoint.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 9:21 a.m.

I think he finally got the point.

Jumper K. Balls
Jumper K. Balls UltraDork
4/15/15 9:45 a.m.

From a quick, casual glance it sure appears that the drawers were down before the penetration happened.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 10:06 a.m.
Jumper K. Balls wrote: From a quick, casual glance it sure appears that the drawers were down before the penetration happened.

Good point. This raises so many questions...

spitfirebill
spitfirebill PowerDork
4/15/15 10:11 a.m.

Something I wish I could unsee.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 10:15 a.m.

Here's something you can't un-notice: The guy...shaves...

HappyAndy
HappyAndy UltraDork
4/15/15 10:18 a.m.

Things got out of hand at the Amish Fight Club?

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 10:37 a.m.
HappyAndy wrote: Things got out of hand at the Amish Fight Club?

No one talks about Amish Fight Club....except maybe Pikeys and their dahgs....

codrus
codrus GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/15/15 10:37 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
Jumper K. Balls wrote: From a quick, casual glance it sure appears that the drawers were down before the penetration happened.
Good point. This raises so many questions...

Nah, someone cut the pants/etc away, presumably at the same time that they cleaned off all the blood.

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon UberDork
4/15/15 10:47 a.m.

The dude is kind of a dick though. Walks around like he's got something stuck up his ass.

travellering
travellering Reader
4/15/15 11:42 a.m.

Betcha he picks truth next time in truth or dare...

Recovered black box recordings: "Come on ya Bob Costas, it's just a pile of hay, and we're only on the second floor of the barn. It's not like I'm challenging you to jump off the roof..."

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 11:45 a.m.
codrus wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote:
Jumper K. Balls wrote: From a quick, casual glance it sure appears that the drawers were down before the penetration happened.
Good point. This raises so many questions...
Nah, someone cut the pants/etc away, presumably at the same time that they cleaned off all the blood.

Ah that makes sense, but now this raises the question of why the photographer waited until the guy's ass was exposed and cleaned

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 11:47 a.m.

What a pain in the ass.

trucke
trucke HalfDork
4/15/15 12:14 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
codrus wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote:
Jumper K. Balls wrote: From a quick, casual glance it sure appears that the drawers were down before the penetration happened.
Good point. This raises so many questions...
Nah, someone cut the pants/etc away, presumably at the same time that they cleaned off all the blood.
Ah that makes sense, but now this raises the question of why the photographer waited until the guy's ass was exposed and cleaned

He had to wash his hands before picking up the camera.

slefain
slefain UberDork
4/15/15 12:28 p.m.

stuart in mn
stuart in mn PowerDork
4/15/15 12:50 p.m.

I had a classmate in high school who lived on a farm. His older brother tossed a pitchfork off the top of a silo, not knowing he was standing below, and stuck it right through his upper arm. It made for some pretty impressive scars after he healed up.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/15/15 1:22 p.m.

The real lesson here: DON'T BERK WITH THE AMISH.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 6:55 p.m.

well... he did say to "stick a fork in me, I'm done"

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