http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/03/05/your-porn-is-not-canadian-enough-crtc-warns-erotica-channels/
Long story short, Canada's version of the FCC requires at least 8.5 hrs of Canadian-made porn on Canada's porn channels.
Insert Canadian porn joke here. I'd imagine you would want to insert it politely, and with several Olympic hockey medals as well.
Nothing like watching a few hosers doing an old king Clancy or a sticky flap jack... give it to me eh?
Required reading: canadiansexacts.org. 
I don't care who you are, that's funny. 
You want to put your hockey stick were!?!?
Those are some of the funnier comments I've seen on a news article, eh.
Slather me in maple syrup and feed me thick bacon!
Ya know, I'm thinking about our friend AndreGT6 from Ottawa. He's a professional video editor. I think this represents a huge opportunity for him! (BTW, we haven't heard from him in months).
Hey, Peter North is Canadian. I imagine he'd take (and give) a few for the home team.
Hurry! Hurry hard! He shoots, he scores! Wanna brewski?
Old King Clancy anyone?
I can't figure out why Canadians aren't extinct by now. I mean, how can you reproduce wearing wool underwear and an overstuffed down parka?
Donut?
Insert Ann Murray joke here.
1988RedT2 wrote: I can't figure out why Canadians aren't extinct by now. I mean, how can you reproduce wearing wool underwear and an overstuffed down parka?
Quick, try to think of a way to keep warm on a long, cold winter night.
It's DOUGHNUT you savages...
turboswede wrote: Donut?
Be friendly, good neighbor.
Trans_Maro wrote: It's DOUGHNUT you savages...turboswede wrote: Donut?
Of course, a real Canadian goes straight for the Timbits.
Uhh, we're not still talking about porn here are we?
The CRTC also requires a certain percent of Canadian artists on all their radio stations too.
That's known as Cancon here. Canadian content.
True story, the formula they use to calculate the amount of cancon required is called the MAPL system.
Keith Tanner wrote: Of course, a real Canadian goes straight for the Timbits. Uhh, we're not still talking about porn here are we?
If not, sounds like Mr. Suddard better watch out for his cornhole. 
bgkast wrote: Nothing like watching a few hosers doing an old king Clancy or a sticky flap jack... give it to me eh? Required reading: canadiansexacts.org.
Am I missing something? The site doesn't work for me.
Canadian summer?
Mazdax605 wrote:bgkast wrote: Nothing like watching a few hosers doing an old king Clancy or a sticky flap jack... give it to me eh? Required reading: canadiansexacts.org.Am I missing something? The site doesn't work for me.
Canadian humor, or should I say humour.
Give her the jelly donut, eh
Ooh yah baby, ima pour my gravy on your fries eh!
Ooh yah baby, I'm gonna eat your poutine!
Etc
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