ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
1/12/10 5:51 a.m.

Dear A.M. news lady on NBC 30,

I believe the you meant to say that you like self deprecating humor. Instead you admitted a penchant for watching people poop themselves for ha ha's.

Sincerely,

me

btw.. Maybe you should move to Germany?

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/12/10 6:16 a.m.

Hey, nobody poops for me, I can do it all by myself.

aeronca65t
aeronca65t HalfDork
1/12/10 7:46 a.m.

That's ~too~ funny!

Hopefully, I will always be self defecating.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/12/10 8:43 a.m.

I am not only self defecating.. but sometimes auto defecating.. depending on what I ate previously to the defecating in question.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/12/10 8:48 a.m.
mad_machine wrote: I am not only self defecating.. but sometimes auto defecating.. depending on what I ate previously to the defecating in question, the amount of liquor I drank or the size/suddenness of the sneeze.
Spinout007
Spinout007 GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
1/12/10 9:43 a.m.
John Brown wrote:
mad_machine wrote: I am not only self defecating.. but sometimes auto defecating.. depending on what I ate previously to the defecating in question, the amount of liquor I drank or the size/suddenness of the sneeze.

Congratz on the screen cleaning....at work no less.

Drewsifer
Drewsifer Reader
1/12/10 11:29 a.m.
John Brown wrote:
mad_machine wrote: I am not only self defecating.. but sometimes auto defecating.. depending on what I ate previously to the defecating in question, the amount of liquor I drank or the size/suddenness of the sneeze.

Damn sneezes, ya never see em coming.

wbjones
wbjones HalfDork
1/12/10 8:14 p.m.

one of the mandates to keep in mind as you get older (lots older) is never trust a fart...

porksboy
porksboy Dork
1/12/10 8:29 p.m.

Like taking Exlax to cure a cough. It doesnt stop the cough its self just makes you afraid to cough.

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