I love the internet. It delivers, and this is one of the best things I've read... ever... I've laughed so hard I have tears coming out of my eyes... I had to share! 
Read this first:
http://jalopnik.com/im-trina-kill-da-house-the-greatest-takedown-in-car-fo-481107190?utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_facebook&utm_source=jalopnik_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Get to know “Trina”:
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=283779
Quote (this is the one that got me): “So who else thought her name was Trina? And how the f**k do you get from "trying to" to "trina?" God damn.”
Here is the full thread:
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=286107&page=6
BradLTL wrote:
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=286107&page=6
ROFL! First post on p.9 mentions the famous "crub, fents"/etc. thread from vwvortex! I was still on Vortex when that happened. Mk.2 forum IIRC.
That is funny E36 M3 there.
It would be awesome if jalopnik wasn't the most worthless berkeleying website evar.
But yes. Hilarious. The shirt cracked me the berkeley up. Thank god no one was relaxin on da pulch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WrlTD1HyYw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
JoeyM
MegaDork
4/25/13 6:15 p.m.
poopshovel wrote:
It would be awesome if jalopnik wasn't the most worthless berkeleying website evar.
Sometimes, like right now, I think you and I share a brain. (Other times, I hope not.)
mndsm
PowerDork
4/25/13 6:17 p.m.
Skip Jalopnik, screw them. Go to thread, proceed to laughs. I might order one of those shirts, that's funny E36 M3 right there.
In reply to friedgreencorrado:
I remember that one as well, back when the Vortex was worth visiting.
I might have to sign up just to get one of those t shirts...
kinda reminds me of the time some kid posted about how his car died after he poured some NOS energy drink in his gas tank...
You mean dat's not the NOS fo my JDM, yo? 
Duke
PowerDork
4/26/13 12:14 p.m.
When I was on E46fanatics (or maybe it was an IS300 board; I was cross-shopping) some jabroni totalled his car driving on damp roads after he armor-alled the sidewalls and treads of his tires.
Apparently this guy has joined the Air Force, but don't worry, his OKcupid profile says he's "really good at everything," and he "spends a lot of time thinking about a lot of stuff" so I'm sure he won't do anything like this with a possibly armed aircraft.
Conyers, GA. I had a feeling.
I hope he had as much fun with the Rockdale county popo as I did. (read: none at all)
edit - I also noticed a r3vlimited poster from Georgia named "Unevloved". Same as our own perhaps? Haven't seen that guy around in awhile. Thought he was from 'round these parts as well.
In reply to poopshovel: I got a little story for you at the Mitty tomorrow night. Nothing too impressive, but arrests were made.
It reminds me of the Direct Gas Injection threads and the guy who tried to Extrude Hone his intake with sand while the car was running.
I think I have my next Lemons theme!
Rob R.
wvumtnbkr wrote:
It reminds me of ... the guy who tried to Extrude Hone his intake with sand while the car was running.
this was mentioned specifically in the r3v thread...I cannot believe that someone tried that...poor poor bastard of a car...
You might be able to get away with that on a Slant 6.
4cylndrfury wrote:
lolerskates...
My faith in humanity is slightly restored knowing someone spent a lot of time on that just to make others laugh.
...at someone else's expense
Was the two kerb.... incident that Supra at Waterfest or whatever it was called?
Having had a few fine specimens tell me "I'm finna get me a job" over the years, this gem from the "meet trina" thread jumped out at me:
"So who else thought her name was Trina? And how the berk do you get from "trying to" to "trina?"
