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PHeller
PHeller UberDork
8/7/13 2:42 p.m.

I'm not, nor did I intend to get into the gun debate.

I was more interested in the whole suicide thing and why it seems to be becoming more common. What is happening in our culture that makes people feel trapped, and just in the last decade that we've seen this increasing trend?

Jerry
Jerry HalfDork
8/7/13 2:50 p.m.

In reply to PHeller:

Sometimes I wonder if this (or anything else in the news) is getting more common, or we just get more news more faster with the internet/Facebook/Twitter....

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson UberDork
8/7/13 2:53 p.m.

You know the most important thing right now is what constitutes a faint fart? Is it a) Another term for the good old silent but deadly, b) Faint of odor but loud and proud, c ) All round faint and beneath consideration?

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
8/7/13 2:56 p.m.

In reply to Jerry:

To be honest, its happened all along. In many places respect is still shown, hence the "Died after a brief illness" phrase normally seen in obituaries. It used to be kind of a taboo to mention suicides in the media.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
8/7/13 2:56 p.m.
Adrian_Thompson wrote: You know the most important thing right now is what constitutes a faint fart? Is it a) Another term for the good old silent but deadly, b) Faint of odor but loud and proud, c ) All round faint and beneath consideration?

C.

I consider SBD's the greatest of farts, combining as they do the element of stealth with the joy of assault.

Margie

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UberDork
8/7/13 4:26 p.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: As for the rest of this, I give not the faintest fart. Y'all are idiots. Margie

Wait a minute lady, we buy your magazines.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UberDork
8/7/13 4:27 p.m.

A faint fart to me would be a dry popcorn fart.

Duke
Duke PowerDork
8/7/13 4:30 p.m.
93EXCivic wrote: Umm.. I think Duke was commenting on how the reporting was saying guns are bad and the government should take them not that he supported that unless I am misreading...

Yes, that's what I was saying, though as was also mentioned, I was being more generic rather than referring to the actual article (which I will stipulate I didn't read). And it was a flounder.

I understand suicide. I don't understand suicide by murder. If you're going to put yourself out of your own misery anyway, that's your choice and I will grant you that. But why take somebody with you? Are you really going to gloat "yeah, I fixed that shiny happy person's wagon" for the few remaining minutes before you off yourself?

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
8/7/13 4:35 p.m.

In reply to spitfirebill:

Which I appreciate... but it cannot make me care about your political discussions, or change my opinion of those who go 'round and 'round in them.

Margie

rebelgtp
rebelgtp UltraDork
8/7/13 4:53 p.m.
Jerry wrote: In reply to PHeller: Sometimes I wonder if this (or anything else in the news) is getting more common, or we just get more news more faster with the internet/Facebook/Twitter....

That and I believe before such events may have been kept more quiet than they have in recent years. People have been killing themselves and their family members since biblical times. Before this act was considered taboo and disgraceful for the remaining family members in many cases. This caused a level of secrecy that just may not be possible in today's society. That coupled with the previously mentioned increased media coverage and the product of being an instant media society. There is also the whole social media construct that allows people to communicate these events instantly. Today it seems many are not capable of handling the slightest disturbance to their lives without broadcasting it to the world. So when something big happens they ensure everyone hears about it. My sister in law is like that, she gets a splinter and you would think the world was ending.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp UltraDork
8/7/13 5:03 p.m.

For Margie

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
8/7/13 5:14 p.m.

In reply to rebelgtp:

Yess. I think my new policy will be to turn all flounders into farts.

Margie

rebelgtp
rebelgtp UltraDork
8/7/13 5:17 p.m.

I approve so long as we get a visual of some sort. An official GRM Fart picture to replace the offending flounder.

Edit: Hmmm just had the mental image of a flounder fart

Here we go

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
8/7/13 7:35 p.m.

I just farted....it did not smell like fish

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
8/7/13 7:56 p.m.
JoeyM wrote: I just farted....it did not smell like fish

If it did it would be a Bob Costas fart.

Oh yeah, I went there

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
8/8/13 8:35 a.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote:
Adrian_Thompson wrote: You know the most important thing right now is what constitutes a faint fart? Is it a) Another term for the good old silent but deadly, b) Faint of odor but loud and proud, c ) All round faint and beneath consideration?
C. I consider SBD's the greatest of farts, combining as they do the element of stealth with the joy of assault. Margie

SBD Crop Duster = WMD.

nocones
nocones GRM+ Memberand Dork
8/8/13 8:42 a.m.

I think someone should comb the gun threads to get the basic text/arguments from the same basic people and everytime a potential gun debate thread pops up just post the text in the first post. That way these threads can die quickly rather than popping up on "latest topics" for 8 pages worth of tired arguments.

slefain
slefain UltraDork
8/8/13 9:17 a.m.

Kodos: They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all..."

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
8/8/13 10:30 a.m.

In reply to nocones:

that wasn't even about this until an ill fated attempt at a flounder happened.....

Ian F
Ian F PowerDork
8/8/13 10:44 a.m.
Cone_Junky wrote: Yes, it's a total collapse of society. I'm sure it's because he got a trophy for participating in soccer as a kid

Hell... that started in the 70's... I was on a little league team when I was 7 and 8. We sucked. I don't think we won a single game all season. Couldn't pitch, couldn't hit, marginal fielding. I think I still have that silly little trophy the league gave everyone on the team at the end.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
8/8/13 11:15 a.m.
Ian F wrote: Hell... that started in the 70's... I was on a little league team when I was 7 and 8. We sucked. I don't think we won a single game all season. Couldn't pitch, couldn't hit, marginal fielding. I think I still have that silly little trophy the league gave everyone on the team at the end.

If they had fed you more beans.....think of it as a JATO assist for the runner.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
8/8/13 11:17 a.m.

Oh yeah, as for floundering, and farts....here's a fine film featuring flatulent fish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcwCYIfm6eA

beans
beans HalfDork
8/8/13 12:00 p.m.
JoeyM wrote:
Ian F wrote: Hell... that started in the 70's... I was on a little league team when I was 7 and 8. We sucked. I don't think we won a single game all season. Couldn't pitch, couldn't hit, marginal fielding. I think I still have that silly little trophy the league gave everyone on the team at the end.
If they had fed you more beans.....think of it as a JATO assist for the runner.

HUHWHUUUU

On the topic: Meh. I've failed life numerous times. Doesn't stop me. I basically start somewhere new.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess UltimaDork
8/10/13 8:26 a.m.

I see the Oprah is getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

And with that, I'll just leave this here: http://www.wnd.com/2013/08/democrat-manual-how-to-lie-about-gun-control/

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
8/10/13 8:32 a.m.

Four more farting fish films....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaEPoMtkl7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ1Jr6QqSlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL1FDuQtKjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f3w3c6RY8M

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