So Bob Costas walks into a GRM forum and says....

I just KNEW you guys couldn't keep this family friendly!

Then Margie punched him in the throat.

in a ninja way because he called her a "wench" and

we all know she doesn't like that. So Bob Costa hits the floor on his back and says (actually, gargles):

Per opens his office door to see what is the commotion....

OK, i was gone for a couple hours. who buzz-killed the thread?

I sleep for two hours, come up with a way to work in Donkey punch and it's gone

Some folks couldn't stay on the good side of family-friendly and we started getting the outraged emails.

I had a feeling that one was going to end badly.

Wally, sorry you missed out on your donkey punch opportunity.

So Wally donkey punches Bob Costa and says, "You fiend! You killed the thread." And then he runs him over with a bus.

Bob Costa looks up and says....

"I had that coming, because I suck."

Margie

Then Tim said "You suck Margie?" You scoundrel! We shall duel!

at this point Bob costas browns his trousers. and calls in his army of manlady sidekicks for backup

But they are all on the Chinese swim team so he's on his own

And since they are all (allegedly) underage, he calls in Roman Polansky and Woody Allen for assistance. They burst in and say...

This is going to end badly, too.

And then they'll e-mail me again and complain because they can't get onto the site from work...

.... and askes if he can purchase some used motor oil to re-dye his rug!

He likes Red Line Oil because it gives his hair that chestnut tint....

Per Schroeder wrote: He likes Red Line Oil because it gives his hair that chestnut tint....

but decides on royal purple instead, because water wetter made margaritas that were not wetter nor margarita like...

because as we all know, candy is dandy, but royal purple is slicker?

So what do you think the next thread will be called when this one is deleted?

Tommy Suddard wrote: So what do you think the next thread will be called when this one is deleted?

A bad idea.

Tommy Suddard wrote: So what do you think the next thread will be called when this one is deleted?

Earmuffs!

Oh man, if I heard the Aristocrats at 14, my mind would have probably exploded! If my parents knew I knew, THEY probably would have exploded!

Kids these days shakes cane

<-- BANG!

The first time i heard the aristocrats was back in college. I heard the South Park version. "Shock and awe" is a good phrase to describe my reaction. It took about 10 minutes for me to fully understand the genius of the joke.