Marv Albert said: “I think this is going do extremely well. They'll pack the place, I don't think there is any doubt about it.”
Marv Albert said: “I think this is going do extremely well. They'll pack the place, I don't think there is any doubt about it.”
So Bob Costas looks at Marv Albert and says, "You might be a good sportscaster and look like hell in heels, but my agent says..."
"I make a good tranny and look like hell when broadcasting." Which of course makes...
..the local AAMCO guys wonder about their skills and whether working on transmissions will chip their nail polish, so....
the mechanic says to the penguin it looks like you've blown the tranny
Is that a penguin on the telly?
and quietly in the corner a bruised and battered Marcel Marceau weeps for the plight of the american indian....
Wally wrote: the mechanic says to the penguin it looks like you've blown the tranny
And the penguin says, "Just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, OK, pal?"
mel_horn wrote:Wally wrote: the mechanic says to the penguin it looks like you've blown the trannyAnd the penguin says, "Just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, OK, pal?"
"Just another case of commie pinko democrat inspired big goverment," says Bob Costas, as he picks up a beer and ponders....
Where's that picture of me with the park bench? I'm speaking at a NAMBLA meeting and.....
My damned bus driver is late... and where the hell is my smoothie?"
Meanwhile in the bus...
Wally is busy altering the Feung Sheui of his bus by hanging power crystals everywhere....
"But will he go for the coy pond upgrade?" said Bob Costas to Ralph Maccio.
but Ralph Maccio, wearing only a paper crown from burger king, was too busy doing the soulja boy dance to answer, so...
Carl Edwards, playing the part of the soulja boy says, "But I have an autographed picture of Margie on the dash! Look, it even says..."
"To Bob Costas...
you are a Bob Costas.
"... may you die slowly and painfully in a fire- and I mean that in the nicest way possible. 
All the best, Margie"
To which Bob remarked...
"... in a shoot out, the refrigerator should always be the last man standing."
So Bob Costas ran to the local appliance store with his agent and...
...on his way there ran into the last person he expected to see...
Who but John Brown with a Costas picture and Sharpie (as opposed to a Shar-Pei) who asked "Please? It's for a friend. She works not far from here..."
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