JoeyM
JoeyM Reader
4/8/10 2:53 a.m.

I hate when tabloids try to sensationalize ordinary things. I just read this:

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sandra_denies_sex_tape_tale_9TCXXbbyilGH7rHaCue9iK

the weasels from the new york post said: Meanwhile, witnesses tell Page Six James has "an impressive collection of weapons" at his Long Beach, Calif., motorcycle shop. Forbes writer Dirk Smillie, who interviewed James in 2007, told us, "I spotted a grenade launcher . . . There are also some fierce power tools . . . nine power hammers operated by foot pedals, including a 1940s model used by the Nazis to make wing sections for Messerschmitt" fighters.

How does a power tool become "fierce"? Why do they even mention "power hammers"? Why do they have to mention nazis when discussing surplus aircraft industry equipment?

4eyes
4eyes Reader
4/8/10 3:21 a.m.

More importantly, why were you wasting your time reading the post?

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
4/8/10 3:24 a.m.

Everyone knows Nazi power hammers are superior.

bludroptop
bludroptop SuperDork
4/8/10 4:30 a.m.

I emphatically deny the existence of a sex tape featuring bludroptop and Sandra Bullock.

DaveEstey
DaveEstey New Reader
4/8/10 7:10 a.m.

They don't make Nazi powerhammers like they used to.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4/8/10 7:18 a.m.

I would like to see a tape of vintage foot operated power hammers used on the wings of a Messerschmitt.

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