http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/DUI-charge-for-future-SF-archbishop-3818655.php
The man set to become the next archbishop of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of San Francisco was arrested Saturday in San Diego on suspicion of drunken driving as he was taking his elderly mother home after having dinner with friends.
Oakland Diocese Bishop Salvatore Cordileone, 56, was headed along San Diego State University's southern edge when he encountered a sobriety checkpoint, said Officer Mark McCullough. Cordileone was amiable but appeared intoxicated and was arrested at 12:26 a.m., McCullough said.
The bishop was released from jail shortly before noon after posting $2,500 bail. He is scheduled to be arraigned on the misdemeanor charge on Oct. 9.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/DUI-charge-for-future-SF-archbishop-3818655.php#ixzz25DMjMB5k
In this sad world, I'd almost rather see a drunk archbishop than a rape-y one.
I heard your willy don't work too well when you're drunk.
I swear it was just water when I opened it
Wally wrote:
I swear it was just water when I opened it
People pooh-pooh the ability to turn water into wine as just a parlor trick, but I tell you what: Blood is mostly water. Now you've got an incredible weapon, good for defense OR offense. Other guy can't fight when he's suddenly got a BAC of .400.
This is why you never hear about people beating Jesus up.
Knurled wrote:
This is why you never hear about people beating Jesus up.
They just wanted to drink his blood and party.
My Dad went to high school with that guy, kind of funny.
Wow, your dad must be really old.
Woody wrote:
benzbaronDaryn wrote:
My Dad went to high school with that guy, kind of funny.
Jesus?
I think he meant the Corleone priest guy...
Kramer
HalfDork
9/2/12 12:34 p.m.
Wherever there's four Catholics, you'll always find a fifth...