Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/1/12 5:58 a.m.

http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/DUI-charge-for-future-SF-archbishop-3818655.php

The man set to become the next archbishop of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of San Francisco was arrested Saturday in San Diego on suspicion of drunken driving as he was taking his elderly mother home after having dinner with friends.

Oakland Diocese Bishop Salvatore Cordileone, 56, was headed along San Diego State University's southern edge when he encountered a sobriety checkpoint, said Officer Mark McCullough. Cordileone was amiable but appeared intoxicated and was arrested at 12:26 a.m., McCullough said.

The bishop was released from jail shortly before noon after posting $2,500 bail. He is scheduled to be arraigned on the misdemeanor charge on Oct. 9.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/DUI-charge-for-future-SF-archbishop-3818655.php#ixzz25DMjMB5k

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
9/1/12 6:04 a.m.

In this sad world, I'd almost rather see a drunk archbishop than a rape-y one.

I heard your willy don't work too well when you're drunk.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
9/1/12 8:27 a.m.

I swear it was just water when I opened it

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/1/12 9:50 a.m.
Wally wrote: I swear it was just water when I opened it

People pooh-pooh the ability to turn water into wine as just a parlor trick, but I tell you what: Blood is mostly water. Now you've got an incredible weapon, good for defense OR offense. Other guy can't fight when he's suddenly got a BAC of .400.

This is why you never hear about people beating Jesus up.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance Dork
9/1/12 11:34 a.m.
Knurled wrote: This is why you never hear about people beating Jesus up.

They just wanted to drink his blood and party.

benzbaronDaryn
benzbaronDaryn Dork
9/1/12 3:32 p.m.

My Dad went to high school with that guy, kind of funny.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/1/12 5:00 p.m.
benzbaronDaryn wrote: My Dad went to high school with that guy, kind of funny.

Jesus?

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UltraDork
9/1/12 8:28 p.m.

Wow, your dad must be really old.

Secretariata
Secretariata GRM+ Memberand Reader
9/1/12 9:16 p.m.
Woody wrote:
benzbaronDaryn wrote: My Dad went to high school with that guy, kind of funny.
Jesus?

I think he meant the Corleone priest guy...

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/2/12 11:43 a.m.

Oh, okay I get it now...

Kramer
Kramer HalfDork
9/2/12 12:34 p.m.

Wherever there's four Catholics, you'll always find a fifth...

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