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GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/8/15 12:54 p.m.

I remember a long time ago I posted a pic of a "banana holder" than I saw in a dollar store. I'm sure I still have the pic on my phone somewhere. It was a plastic case that looked like a banana, used for holding bananas. Clearly a stupid idea that was destined for the dustbin of a dollar-store sell-off. But how dumb of an idea was it really? It turns out, just a little short of being dumb like a fox!

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UberDork
4/8/15 12:59 p.m.

I had thought you were talking about these.

I can't believe there are TWO competing versions of this.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/8/15 1:00 p.m.

Just found the old pic I was talking about, taken June 2010:

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UberDork
4/8/15 1:39 p.m.

Ok, so that makes three competing brands...

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/8/15 2:30 p.m.

Just don't look up the 20lb. gummy worm.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad Dork
4/8/15 2:36 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

Well, that's certainly a thing.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/8/15 3:13 p.m.

as somebody who hates bruised bananas, but likes to take them on bike rides.. I do not see it being a bad idea

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
4/8/15 3:58 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

Why not...looks like a perfectly legitimate snack option. Not sure why anyone would have an issue with this simple innocent candy treat?!?

Joe Gearin
Joe Gearin Associate Publisher
4/8/15 4:10 p.m.

Bananas go bad within a few days if left out. That's the purpose of these things---- they make them last longer.

Of course you could always just wrap the stems in aluminum foil, or saran wrap---- it makes them last much, much longer before going bad.......and it won't look like you have a sex toy on your kitchen counter.

well......another sex toy on your counter at least.....

Duke
Duke MegaDork
4/8/15 4:14 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: Just don't look up the 20lb. gummy worm.

My daughter loves gummy bears. We were going to buy her a 5-pound gummy bear and went to Amazon. They had offers for 7 New and 2 Used gummy bears.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
4/8/15 4:15 p.m.

Just wrapping the stems preserves them?

hobiercr
hobiercr GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/8/15 4:16 p.m.

In reply to MadScientistMatt:

I just took a banana out of one of these. Silly as they seem I can toss my protected 'nana into my backpack on the way to work and it emerges unscathed.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/8/15 5:07 p.m.
4cylndrfury wrote: In reply to Appleseed: Why not...looks like a perfectly legitimate snack option. Not sure why anyone would have an issue with this simple innocent candy treat?!?

you had me at Gummi... I hate gummi. Give me a 20pound Swedish fish though...

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 UltimaDork
4/8/15 8:11 p.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: Just wrapping the stems preserves them?

Just the tip?

I expected this type of banana holder

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/8/15 9:05 p.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote:
David S. Wallens wrote: Just wrapping the stems preserves them?
Just the tip? I expected this type of banana holder

I like the downunder term better.. "budgie smuggler"

jstand
jstand HalfDork
4/8/15 9:10 p.m.

Apparently there are options ranging from dollar store to Tupperware for protecting your banana:

If your worried about bruising your banana, you should also think about protecting your grapes:

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
4/8/15 9:18 p.m.

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII

"I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way."

fasted58
fasted58 UltimaDork
4/8/15 11:01 p.m.
Knurled wrote: http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII "I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way."

Excellent

And then there's:

"Once I figured out I had to peel the banana before using - it works much better."

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UberDork
4/9/15 7:04 a.m.
hobiercr wrote: In reply to MadScientistMatt: I just took a banana out of one of these. Silly as they seem I can toss my protected 'nana into my backpack on the way to work and it emerges unscathed.

Yes, when I had a GS500 I often put a soft lunchbox (occasionally with bananas) in the tank bag, so I can understand there being some interest in such a thing. I'm just a little surprised at how many manufacturers appear to have gotten into the market.

And the convoluted one looks pretty useless compared to the hard-sided case versions.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/9/15 7:10 a.m.

...til you try to get it past TSA.

jstand wrote: Apparently there are options ranging from dollar store to Tupperware for protecting your banana:
SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
4/9/15 7:11 a.m.

Bannana holder got me worried. Sure glad you guys weren't talking about a fleshlight.

Wait a minute....

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
4/9/15 7:51 a.m.

It seems bananas are sensitive to cold weather too.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/9/15 8:03 a.m.
SVreX wrote: Bannana holder got me worried. Sure glad you guys weren't talking about a fleshlight. Wait a minute....

That's not really a "banana" holder....maybe a juicer?

Joe Gearin
Joe Gearin Associate Publisher
4/9/15 10:36 a.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: Just wrapping the stems preserves them?

yes---it's pretty amazing how well it works

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/9/15 11:51 a.m.
Joe Gearin wrote:
David S. Wallens wrote: Just wrapping the stems preserves them?
yes---it's pretty amazing how well it works

Seeing were this thread is headed, this could be taken WAAAAAAY out of context.

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