THE RACER CAR

Canoe canoe?

I think I missed something here. Another compressed entry I guess..

Phantom canoe post... cool.

nothing to see here, move along...

Once upon a time, on a deserted lake, there was a ghost ship that drifted silently along the water's edge. The locals called it 'The Phantom Canoe', and it was widely believed that...

an indian maiden had once used it to go town to town selling discounted boner pills.

I got nothin to add to that.

It was rumored that anyone who took one of these pills would...

need to call his doctor after 4 hours because...

of the strain that would be put upon the heart and lower back due to...

...his swollen pride.

burma shave

be nice and clean.. shave every day...

Your wife will thank you,

and might let you stay.

Burma Shave.

P.S. to above:

I think it's really cool that the folks on this board can take a sow's ear piece of canoe and make a silk purse/clown thread out of it.

I'm gonna put some Tom Waits in the CD player now...

"When they pulled you from the wreck, you still had on your shades.. on your way to a place they call..

Burma Shave."

And a new ignore thread is born...

wherethefmi wrote: And a new ignore thread is born...

I think the ignore thread will stand on it's own; this is basically a "A Canoe and a Clown walk into a bar..." thread.

I am paddling away from the previous comment.

NYG95GA wrote:

wherethefmi wrote: And a new ignore thread is born...

I think the ignore thread will stand on it's own; this is basically a "A Canoe and a Clown walk into a bar..." thread.

that doesn't hold water

Canoes don't hold water, they keep it out...

After swimming for an hour I feel the need to crawl back into this canoe thread.

Just gave the kiddos a bath, in the canoe

I think this canoe has flipped...

I am traveling alone and with no commercial goods, I think a kayak would be more appropriate for my needs.

HappyAndy wrote: I am traveling alone and with no commercial goods, I think a kayak would be more appropriate for my needs.

paddle board?

I think it is like american beer.....

f...ing close to water