Otto Maddox wrote: They are just berkeleying words. Lighten up.
The real talent is in the combinations. Saying berkeley you is just lazy. berkeley you, you coRk gobbling douche nozzle of a motherberkeleying asshat shows you really put some effort in.
1988RedT2 wrote: How often do you foul-mouthed heathen swear?
More often than I'd like to admit. I try to avoid it, though....I've started using "expletive" as a generic, all purpose swear word. I also sometimes find myself saying "berkeley" out loud instead of using the swear word it represents.
Twin_Cam wrote: That said, I never curse around people I just met until I hear them curse. Is that weird?
Me too, so I guess it's not that weird.
Other than people I know not to swear too much around (grandparents and the like) I swear a berkeleyton. And I'm inventive, which is apparently a problem.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:pinchvalve wrote: The word "ass" is officially not a curse word anymore. I hear it on the radio and TV all the time, middle of the day, during kids shows, not constraints. While it is perhaps not the worst word out there, it is still tough to watch your little ones here "he's a real ass" or "what an ass" or "she was acting like an ass".Ass was never a swear word. Jesus loved riding the ass. How could it be wrong?
He actually rode in on two asses. It was a threesome. (actually the author of that particular bit misunderstood the prediction in the old testament he was trying make come true in the new testament)
Speaking of religion, what is worse - saying the F word or god damn type cusses?
Otto Maddox wrote: Speaking of religion, what is worse - saying the F word or god damn type cusses?
Well, "May God damn you" is a curse. Go berkeley yourself with a berkeleying chansaw you filthy berkeleying ass hammer" is just a colorful command.
I'm trying to insert "frak" into my usual rant vocabulary. People understand what your trying to say, but it isn't officially a swear word. Worked for Whedon to get past censorship on BSG
I try very hard never to swear. I've typed berkley orE36M3 on this board, but I'm actually typing the word you see, not the censored word. I own an old Dodge, an old British car, and an old German car, I can't say I never swear.
Is this where somebody posts the inspirational speech from Team America: World Police and lets the filter have its way with it?
DrBoost wrote: I own an old Dodge, an old British car, and an old German car, I can't say I never swear.
LOL. You could but we would know you were a berkeleying liar.
My favorite is to call someone a berkeley-knuckle. I usually reserve that word for my inner monologue though.
Watch this. Then go berkeley yourselves, you humbugging ninnyhammer berkeleys. It's a word. The word is not the meaning. The meaning is the meaning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbnAY9vbKw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
What I don't get is ass (donkey) is fine to say, but ass (hole) is swearing? So it's just the thought? It's a thought crime? Alot of the people I know who are against swearing are also VERY against laws like that, such as the hate crime legislation...
Joey
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Go berkeley yourself with a berkeleying chansaw you filthy berkeleying ass hammer
El oh el, memorised for future use.
Best ever:
http://youtu.be/TQXuazYI_YU
SFW
I still don't get why people get hung up over what words I choose to use in a casual setting. If you have a problem with it, berkeley off. Seriously.
This is the best berkeleying thread. Ever. 
joey48442 wrote: What I don't get is ass (donkey) is fine to say, but ass (hole) is swearing? So it's just the thought? Joey
Exactly!! If I say "oh crap!" it's fine. But to say the other????
Being pro or against swearing doesn't matter, this still makes no sense. One of my work mates irritates me, I've called him a Joey48442 before. You would be shocked at what I was really thinking.
to keep balance in the universe there must be swear words. it can't be all good words ya know 
Team America: World Police said: Bob Costas don't like dicks because Bob Costas get berkeleyed by dicks. But dicks also berkeley shiny happy people. shiny happy people that just want to E36 M3 on everything. Bob Costas may think they can deal with shiny happy people their way. But the only thing that can berkeley a shiny happy person is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they berkeley too much or berkeley when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a Bob Costas to show them that. But sometimes Bob Costas can be so full of E36 M3 that they become shiny happy people themselves. Because Bob Costas are a inch and half away from shiny happy people. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us berkeley this shiny happy person we're going to have our dicks and Bob Costas all covered in E36 M3.
joey48442 wrote: What I don't get is ass (donkey) is fine to say, but ass (hole) is swearing? So it's just the thought? It's a thought crime? Alot of the people I know who are against swearing are also VERY against laws like that, such as the hate crime legislation... Joey
[George Carlin] 'Ass is fine, provided you are riding one into town on a religious feast day'.[/George Carlin]
T.J. wrote: My favorite is to call someone a berkeley-knuckle. I usually reserve that word for my inner monologue though.
'Fumbleberkeley' is my favorite descriptive word for a total idiot.
I keep my pottymouth pretty well cleaned up around the kid or my mom, but elsewhere...
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Sam Clemens
There are no bad words, only bad intentions. -George Carlin
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