Work 3 jobs
Work/M in mental health
Use a smartphone
Turn om autocorrect
Work/M somewhere that requires a suit/slacks/wingtip shoes. Boots and jeans every day is a great stress relief.
Work 3 jobs
Work/M in mental health
Use a smartphone
Turn om autocorrect
Work/M somewhere that requires a suit/slacks/wingtip shoes. Boots and jeans every day is a great stress relief.
marry a redheaded woman....
Have a long commute.
In reply to Dusterbd13:
Funny I actual like work where I wear suits. It makes clothing choice easy in the morning and I view it as my uniform.
Try to help a shiny happy person without being asked
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: In reply to Dusterbd13: Funny I actual like work where I wear suits. It makes clothing choice easy in the morning and I view it as my uniform.
I agree with this. Although frankly I'd rather do a suit/tie OR jeans/boots rather than what I do now (dress pants/button up). With my suit, I have 3 that I can rotate. I have about 20 ties, and then about 10 shirts. Basically any combo works, just match the belt to the shoes.
Interact with people. People ruin everything.
Cousin_Eddie wrote: marry a redheaded woman....
Ah... whoops. 
I have failed so many of these. Like nearly every one except the politics thing. I even work in IT.
Live someplace with seasonal weather patterns that don't align with your personal interests/activities.
Restore a car that has been off the road for 20 years. Constantly chasing the what will break next syndrome.
Marry the baby of the family.
get any on your hootus
Can't believe i'm so late and still in first with that one
In reply to captdownshift:
Don't get the wrong idea, she treats my dog very well and takes care of her when I'm away. And the dogs behaivior has changed drastically in the last few months unfourtunately with the onset of allergies that she never had before. Hope to get the dog's issues under control soon. My wife is a very happy person. Stressed, yes. See the comments on how much kids stress you out.
Care for aging parents.
Cousin_Eddie wrote: marry a redheaded woman....
Word.
ProDarwin wrote: Own a house. Get married. Have a kid.
That is pretty well my list except for:
Remain stress free? Don't ever buy a race car, especially an oval track car.
In reply to Scottah :
OTC benadryl can be used on dogs BTW. If you google it you'll find the correct dosage and type.
bmw88rider wrote: Restore a car that has been off the road for 20 years. Constantly chasing the what will break next syndrome.
I was thinking something similar. What's worse is taking on someone else's basket case that's been in boxes for 20 years.
1) Having a job. 2) Not having a job.
ProDarwin wrote: Have a long commute.
I guess that one would depend on the roads 
Own a horse.
DD a 200,000 mile, 25 year old Corvette. At least not when your commute is 40 miles. Each way.
Replace the Corvette with a supposedly clean, low mileage Civic. That turns out to have been wrecked and put together so badly that the brakes on one side are an inch larger than on the other.
Be responsible for the performance of other people.
Be the team captain of a 4+ car, 16+ person lemons team.
Don't go back to grad school in your 30s. It may seem like a good idea but it's just lying in wait to eat you alive. Stay away.
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