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DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/10/23 3:28 p.m.

Ok, this was taken from the job posting. Let's see how close the hive can come to figuring out what position is on offer here.  

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/10/23 3:29 p.m.

Meter reader?

CCable guy?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/10/23 3:33 p.m.

I wish my job had honest warnings about mental health risks in the description...

I was also thinking something like Stampie's job working the pole - cable guy or lineman for a power company.

DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/10/23 3:33 p.m.
RevRico said:

Meter reader?

CCable guy?

Two good guesses, but sadly no. I can see it though.

 

90BuickCentury
90BuickCentury Reader
7/10/23 3:38 p.m.

Vehicle/equipment repo?

Byrneon27
Byrneon27 HalfDork
7/10/23 3:38 p.m.

Service writer/manager? I've been exposed to all those things so far today. 

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/10/23 3:40 p.m.
90BuickCentury said:

Vehicle/equipment repo?

I was also considering this but the heights don't make sense for that...

eastpark
eastpark HalfDork
7/10/23 3:41 p.m.

Restaurant server. 

DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/10/23 3:41 p.m.

Nope. 16 questions left then I'll surprise you all with the answer.

wae
wae PowerDork
7/10/23 3:43 p.m.

Corrections officer?

DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/10/23 3:44 p.m.
wae said:

Corrections officer?

That would have been my answer, but I guess the heavy equipment doesn't fit. Alas, it is not correct. Sorry.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/10/23 3:44 p.m.

Home construction/renovation work?

Matt B (fs)
Matt B (fs) UltraDork
7/10/23 3:49 p.m.

It's a junkyard night guard mecha pilot isn't it? Please tell me it is.

DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/10/23 3:50 p.m.
GameboyRMH said:

Home construction/renovation work?

"Communicable diseases". What are you doing with your construction crew lol.   
Sorry, not a winner. 

Ranger50
Ranger50 MegaDork
7/10/23 3:53 p.m.

Carnival worker

DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/10/23 3:54 p.m.
Ranger50 said:

Carvival worker

For a carnival worker, I think the communicable diseases and assault and battery are perks to the job haha.  
Sorry, not a winner.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand UberDork
7/10/23 3:54 p.m.

Animal Control

GIRTHQUAKE
GIRTHQUAKE UltraDork
7/10/23 3:56 p.m.

 Threat of attack implies it's a job where you have legal right to enter a property. It's not a linesman, or repo, or meter reader...

My first bet is some kind of animal or pest control. The threat of assault and battery is from squatters, and the threat of disease is because the buildings you're going into could be infested.

Matt B (fs) said:

It's a junkyard night guard mecha pilot isn't it? Please tell me it is.

Chicks dig giant robots!

DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/10/23 3:57 p.m.
GIRTHQUAKE said:

 Threat of attack implies it's a job where you have legal right to enter a property. It's not a linesman, or repo, or meter reader...

My first bet is some kind of animal or pest control. The threat of assault and battery is from squatters, and the threat of disease is because the buildings you're going into could be infested.

WOW!  You're a genius. It's a mosquito control tech. 
I really didn't think anyone would get it, but I hadn't thought of squatters. 

DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/10/23 3:58 p.m.
Matt B (fs) said:

It's a junkyard night guard mecha pilot isn't it? Please tell me it is.

I wish I could.

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 PowerDork
7/10/23 4:01 p.m.

I was gonna say working for the Airlines but yea mosquito control tech makes sense. 

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/10/23 4:02 p.m.
GIRTHQUAKE said:
Matt B (fs) said:

It's a junkyard night guard mecha pilot isn't it? Please tell me it is.

Chicks dig giant robots!

NICE

GIRTHQUAKE
GIRTHQUAKE UltraDork
7/10/23 4:05 p.m.
DrBoost said:

WOW!  You're a genius. It's a mosquito control tech. 
I really didn't think anyone would get it, but I hadn't thought of squatters. 

I've had 911 calls about em laugh

The pest control, squatters, AND mosquitoes

bobzilla
bobzilla MegaDork
7/10/23 4:19 p.m.

I was gonna say stripper but... apparently I was wrong

 

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/10/23 4:22 p.m.
bobzilla said:

I was gonna say stripper but... apparently I was wrong

With outdoor work and heavy equipment? Mad Max universe stripper? cheeky

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