This is not how you attract potential new hires - let's play 20 questions

GameboyRMH said:

bobzilla said:

I was gonna say stripper but... apparently I was wrong

With outdoor work and heavy equipment? Mad Max universe stripper?

In my dreams

Waffle House cook?

GameboyRMH said:

bobzilla said:

I was gonna say stripper but... apparently I was wrong

With outdoor work and heavy equipment? Mad Max universe stripper?

Yep. Local golf course would do private events with local "talent". Outdoors, driving the beer carts etc along with "performances" on the putting greens. Never attended one personally but I heard the stories. 

I'm curious as to how heights would be a thing as a mosquito control tech?

DirtyBird222 said:

I was gonna say working for the Airlines but yea mosquito control tech makes sense. 

totally came in to say "flight attendant" 

In reply to thewheelman :

Absolutely.  

stanger_mussle (Supported by GRM undergarments) said:

I'm curious as to how heights would be a thing as a mosquito control tech?

 

Yeah, that's an odd one.

Pay: $11.25/hr after 90-day probation period.  No benefits.

^That's my guess for this job. 

In reply to Scotty Con Queso :

$17.92. Better than I thought, but not enough to get diseases and beat up.

If it weren't for the dust and heights, all of this could be applicable to an ice hockey referee. If it weren't for the fact that my partner for quite a few games was also an FBI agent, I'd have had the police reports to prove it, too.

Aside from the heights it's just another day at my job 

A local talk radio show a few months back (Mark Arum) asked for people to call if their job had a tendency toward sexual encounters. In the first hour at least three guys called saying they were "bug guys"... and they were frequently propositioned by hornly customers.
So perhaps the salary + benefits make this an attractive job. 

In reply to OHSCrifle :

Back when I worked the pole I'd ask the new guys "Would you really want to put your peepee inside a woman that's only known you that little time?"  Offers were there a lot but not worth it for me.

DrBoost said:

stanger_mussle (Supported by GRM undergarments) said:

I'm curious as to how heights would be a thing as a mosquito control tech?

 

Yeah, that's an odd one.

Getting on ladders to inspect gutters for drainage/stagnant water.

Paramedic....

or

Tow truck driver

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) said:

DrBoost said:

stanger_mussle (Supported by GRM undergarments) said:

I'm curious as to how heights would be a thing as a mosquito control tech?

 

Yeah, that's an odd one.

Getting on ladders to inspect gutters for drainage/stagnant water.

Ah, that makes sense.

Stampie said:

In reply to OHSCrifle :

Back when I worked the pole I'd ask the new guys "Would you really want to put your peepee inside a woman that's only known you that little time?"  Offers were there a lot but not worth it for me.

No bucket bunnies for you, Stampie? 

In reply to stanger_mussle (Supported by GRM undergarments) :

Nope.  A couple made me think twice but I held strong.

usps worker

DrBoost has already said this listing is for pest control.  But go ahead, keep guessing.  Wrong answers only. 

Stampie said:

In reply to stanger_mussle (Supported by GRM undergarments) :

Nope.  A couple made me think twice but I held strong.

I quest you never read the Penthouse Advisor column.  

I was going to guess "tree guy", but pest control makes sense. 

Wally (Forum Supporter) said:

Aside from the heights it's just another day at my job 

As a first responder, the absolute worst neighborhood that I can be dispatched to is "... on the bus."  

The inside of a burning house is a far more predictable environment.

I occasionally do some of the same job as a Meter Reader or Line Locator, and we've definitely had some staff who were assaulted, usually by homeless or druggies, usually because our policy is "ignore and avoid, do the work another time." Sometimes people want attention and get pissed when they don't get it. 

Scotty Con Queso said:

DrBoost has already said this listing is for pest control.  But go ahead, keep guessing.  Wrong answers only. 

Corrections Officer?