What if the bear also posted on her facebook?
Bear said:
Was out for my morning jog, trying to lose these extra pounds from carrying Teddy and Paddington, when this perfume saleman just comes out of nowhere and completely covers me with that smelly spray on crap. Gah makes me so mad I just wanted to rip his face off.
We never went out alone when I lived in Montana. Perhaps he didn't get the same talk?
Well Orr, was a member of the Big Bad Bruins. Just sayin. You get dust ups in the preseason occasionally.
RX Reven' wrote:
Hi thatsnowinnebago,
Fair enough.
The huge spread got my attention as measurement error alone would make it difficult to defend that claim…it’s to be expected that many people would be reluctant to admit they were armed (National Park Regulations) or fired on an animal (protected species) or, or, or.
You know, it's the old 3S’s…Shoot – Shovel – Shhhhh.
Admittedly, I don’t know what the actual numbers are…I just thought it was funny to imagine the bears cooking up that statistic in an effort to avoid getting shot.
I'll be honest, I just had a pretty good giggle at the thought of a bear trying to hold a pencil