This thread did nothing to suppress my appetite.
I worked in an auto shop that had the bathroom and lunchroom connected... With out a door... Nothing worse than sitting down for lunch only to hear someone in the next room grunt whilst pinching a loaf. Not to mention the assault to the olfactory senses. I have tried unsuccessfully to block all memories of Monday lunches. .
jamscal wrote: I've seen the "flush before you go" ...might be shy bladder. But WTF is the deal with putting your hand high on the wall when you use the urinal? Anyone care to explain. I've seen it enough times to know that someone here does it.
I will do this first thing in the morning, 'cause the third point of support means i don't have to devote brain power to balance in my still half unconscious state. The rest of the time I have no clue why people would.
griffin729 wrote:jamscal wrote: I've seen the "flush before you go" ...might be shy bladder. But WTF is the deal with putting your hand high on the wall when you use the urinal? Anyone care to explain. I've seen it enough times to know that someone here does it.I will do this first thing in the morning, 'cause the third point of support means i don't have to devote brain power to balance in my still half unconscious state. The rest of the time I have no clue why people would.
Yeah, but thats at your own house
exactly
Appleseed wrote: Some of the funniest things are written on port-o-potty walls. Nothings a better read when pinching one off on the job.
Free cowboy hats!
jamscal wrote: I've seen the "flush before you go" ...might be shy bladder. But WTF is the deal with putting your hand high on the wall when you use the urinal? Anyone care to explain. I've seen it enough times to know that someone here does it.
I do that so I can lean forward and angle my legs back, keeping my feet out of the inevitable puddle. It gets my pants out of the way of the initial stream, before the valve opens all the way and gives me full pressure. Sorry, but I'm not going to stand far enough forward to fondle the porcelain with my nuts.
Whats fun is, to be at a urinal and have someone open a switchblade behind you and ask you for your money!
If that happens just turn around.
One that continues to baffle me is the public poop. At least twice a month I encounter this either on a bus on my route or on my train home where someone has unloaded in either a back corner or the rear doorwell. The last time was a couple weeks ago when i was asked to check a dirty bus and it looked as though the rear doors were taken through a mud bog. How do you do that at 5:30 in the afternoon without anyone noticing? Why do you do it at all? It is truly disturbing to know that these people walk among us undetected.
4eyes wrote: Whats fun is, to be at a urinal and have someone open a switchblade behind you and ask you for your money!
Could've been worse.
He could have thought you were cute and given you the reach-around.
Shawn
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