I want to punch. Off of Facebook. Mine:
- Billy Mays
- Tom from Myspace
- Steve-O
- Chad Kroeger
- Ralph Nader
I want to punch. Off of Facebook. Mine:
Anyone who posts in this thread.
z31maniac wrote: Anyone who posts in this thread.
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Captain O'Hagan I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy E36 M3 on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva You mean Shenanigans?
oooohhh!!! (hands the pistol over)
^^^FTW
These lists are FILLING my Facebook minifeed with junk and my heart with anger.
Billy Mayes
Gilbert Gottfried (most annoying man EVER)
Carrot Top
Paul Teuttel Sr
Boy George (I DO want to make you cry)
Shawn
Some good one so far.
I add Keith Olbermann and Bob Costas.
I like Billy Mays now. Especially after his McDonalds Drive-Thru skit on one of the late-night shows.
My top-five (in no particular order):
3.) Shawn Hannity (You're a jerk, sir.)
1.) Any of the folks at my local Ford delaership (ex-local I guess)
4.) A specific vendor that owned a painting company that I had to talk to 3 times every day
2.) Anybody who uses the following words or phrases: "irregardless", "a whole nother", or "mines" (as in, "that blue Miata is mines")
5.) Any Canadian 
(You guys LIED! Canadian Bacon is really just HAM!)
In no real particular order:
1) Barry Manilow: because of any of the days in my Life that I'm not able to get "Copacabana" out of my head.
2) Mike Tyson: just to hopefully be able to say that I did.
3) Two of the idiots that jumped my brother before their friend shot and killed him.
4) My Brother: just to be able to again.
5) David Blaine: street magic this, beyotch.
In no particular order....
1)The Pope
2)Jerry Falwell
3)Perez Hilton
4)Diane Fienstein
5)Kim Jong Il
4cylndrfury wrote: 4. any somali pirate
You do understand why the Somalis are resorting to piracy, yes?
Ooooh am i gonna get crap for mine........
ReverendDexter wrote:
You do understand why the Somalis are resorting to piracy, yes?
Not enough hugs when they were little? 
Tighe wrote:ReverendDexter wrote:You *do* understand why the Somalis are resorting to piracy, yes?
Not enough hugs when they were little?
My understanding, which is admittedly incomplete, is that due to the lack of stability in the Somali government, they have no naval force. As they have no naval force,commercial boats from other countries are coming in and grossly overfishing the Somali waters. Some countries may also be illegally dumping in those waters as well. With no navy, the Somali people are forced to take matters into their own hands.
If our Navy wasn't out there, and Canada and Mexico decided to come in and overfish our waters and dump trash on our shorelines, you bet your ass we'd go priratical on them.
JFX001 wrote: because of any of the days in my Life that I'm not able to get "Copacabana" out of my head.
Yeah, that song is stuck in my head too. Along with The Gambler song by Kenny Rogers.
No celebrities, they don't matter to me enough.
JFX001, that is heart wrenching stuff mate.
and yes the order is correct.
I'll keep this apolitical; there are many politicians who I would happily punch in the face, but the ones I'm really angry with I'd rather just set on fire. So:
1) Whoever wrote the virus that blocks Google searches and gives me a screenful of porn instead, on my work computer, which I've so far been completely unable to get rid of. (Only happens under Firefox - I use Opera 95% of the time luckily.)
2) Mother of (1)
3) Father of (1)
4) Gonads of (1)
5) Anyone else who writes spyware/virii. Especially the ones who do it for profit.
J
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