Two strippers one buck

http://pix11.com/2013/01/22/two-strippers-one-pregnant-brawl-over-a-dollar-bill/#ixzz2IlTVDhBD

Two strippers — one them pregnant — made the news in Juneau, Wis., after they went toe-to-toe over a one dollar tip.

Things got rough at the Silk Exotic club after a one of the strippers took the dollar meant for the other. “I was surprised by this as we seldom receive calls for service from this business — this is a rare exception,” Dodge County Sheriff Todd Nehls said.

The dollar sparked a full-on brawl during which the strippers pulled each others’ hair and punched and slapped each other while rolling on the floor.

The fight had to broken up by customers and Silk Exotic employees.

Did the customers have to pay extra because of the fight?

To make a full judgement, we will need video of the fight..

Go Wisconsin!

That's quite a floor show for $1.

Ah, Wisconsin: you are now the Florida of the Upper Midwest. I'm just waiting for the next story of this type from South Cackalacke.

To the rest of the 49 states: "You're welcome!"

That place is actually within my realm of "I could swing over and check that place out".

RossD wrote: That place is actually within my realm of "I could swing over and check that place out".

What are you waiting for?

Wonder if it was the preggers one that wanted the dollar. Guessing she needs it more. Guessing she isn't getting as many these days.

I'm surprised this isn't a Harbor Freight thread.

I'd pay extra for a stripper fight

RossD wrote: That place is actually within my realm of "I could swing over and check that place out".

When I was visiting Andersen Windows in Minneapolis, they took us across the state line to a club in Wisconsin. Your $20 cover charge included a lighted miner's helmet with BEAVER BEACON written across the front.

When I read this story... I super-imposed Ron Burgundy saying "I will punch you right in the ovaries. The ol' one-two right in the baby-maker" over stripper #1's string of vulgarities and screeching noises.

hotrodlarry wrote: I'd pay extra for a stripper fight

Only if it is to the death and wagering is permitted. With one of them being pregnant... it's double your money if stripper #1 wins.

But the sad thing is this story makes more sense than the one about the 5 year old getting suspended from school for talking about her My Little Pony bubble gun.

The really sad thing is a kid who will be growing up in a household headed by a stripper who fights over dollar bills.

It's never really surprised me that some girls will choose this particular career path, but I've always been fascinated by the fact that they will do it for a dollar.

Who the berkeley wants to see a pregnant stripper?!

Had a friend in high school who's older sister was a stripper. Yeah, she was a piece of work. Completely batE36 M3 crazy, drug addict, etc. not that he was exactly "right" in the head either.

Had another friend who drifted into construction after high school (after deciding not to join the Navy's submarine service, lied about smoking weed to get out without question) who used to go to strip clubs after work often enough that he started to get to know some of the strippers. Still remember when in mid-dance he up and asked one how her daughter was. The look on her face when he popped her act by asking such a personal question was pretty much when I decided I had had enough of going to strip clubs, just too sad. Of course later on he got my fiance drunk and decided to have his way with her, but that's another story for another time.

I will ask, in regards to the pregnant stripper, ever have one squirt breast milk at you? I did. It wasn't enjoyable to say the least. Really amazed I turned out as well as I did after some of the dumbass stuff I did in my 20's, I think the complete avoidance of drugs was my saving grace....

In reply to turboswede:

Now I remember why I only go to strip clubs on batchelor parties.

Woody wrote: It's never really surprised me that some young girls will choose this particular career path, but I've always been fascinated by the fact that they will do it *for a dollar*.

i don't think they choose it when they're young (ie minors) so much as they realize at 18 that failing out / dropping out of high school didn't prepare them for life in the real world quite as much as they thought it would.

the world needs ditch diggers too, danny.

Idk, 20 years ago I played a gig at a strip club. Those strippers were driving $30k cars in 1992!

Bumboclot wrote: I'm surprised this isn't a Harbor Freight thread.

Massive LOLz.

NSFW: http://youtu.be/AqRkgmAkL4s