Urinals

Why don't we have urinals in homes ?

Make sense.  Less missing of the toilet bowl.

Saves water.

Takes up space, sort of ugly, extra cost.

iceracer said:

Why don't we have urinals in homes ?

Make sense.  Less missing of the toilet bowl.

Saves water.

Getting close to his and hers bathrooms 

Bidet for her,  urinal for him. 

You can easily enough. I've known several people that have put them in their garage or man cave. 

I've seen a few in residential non-garages.

I’ve got one. My shower. 

I do.  It’s called a sink.  

In reply to spitfirebill :

Reminds me of my friend that owned a pool hall. He had to reenforce the structure under the sink in the lady's bathroom because of the weight of them sitting on it .

Urinals are smelly if not cleaned regularly. Like everyday.

If you want one in your garage the easier thing is to grab a big funnel, drill a hole through the wall at a downward angle, attach some hose to the end of the funnel and poke it through.

I have one outside my shop. It looks like an oak tree.

Women. 

Most women would not stand for an open porcelain container filled with piss in their designer bathrooms. 

Most men kinda like women. 

Therefore, no urinals in houses. 

Go piss in the woods if it bothers you. 

Spoolpigeon said:

I’ve got one. My shower. 

if that's how this works i have one in my kitchen, my wife just hates when i use it because "you're not suppose to pee in a sink" and "we have guests over".

I have a urinal in the garage bathroom. It is handy. I would like it better if the sink drained into it so I wouldn't have to flush it.

In reply to T.J. :

that's not a bad idea

Stampie said:

In reply to spitfirebill :

Reminds me of my friend that owned a pool hall. He had to reenforce the structure under the sink in the lady's bathroom because of the weight of them sitting on it .

Well I guess you would expect that when if you drink a lot of beer in the pool hall and the ladies room gets crowded.   

SVreX said:

Women. 

Most women would not stand for an open porcelain container filled with piss in their designer bathrooms. 

Most men kinda like women. 

Therefore, no urinals in houses. 

Go piss in the woods if it bothers you. 

If your urinal is filled with piss any longer than a toilet is, it isn't working correctly. Get yourself a new woman.

I have dust in my garage. 

If I had a urinal, it would be dust soaked in piss. 

No thanks. 

spitfirebill said:

I do.  It’s called a sink.  

Once at a crowded ZZ Top/Outlaws concert at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin the lines were so long the men turned 3 sinks into 3 urinals.   

Some guys had standards and refused to use the new urinals while some were drunk and laughed as they urinated into a sink.   I drank too much Old Style beer and was going to bust so I  dropped my high standards that day.   

Appleseed said:

SVreX said:

Women. 

Most women would not stand for an open porcelain container filled with piss in their designer bathrooms. 

Most men kinda like women. 

Therefore, no urinals in houses. 

Go piss in the woods if it bothers you. 

If your urinal if filled with piss any longer than a toilet is, it isnt working correctly. Get yourself a new woman.

First off, no woman cares. Perception is all that matters. 

Secondly, you are telling me you've never walked into a bathroom and smelled piss from the urinal??  You must do all your business in the woods. 

My aim is that good.

"Your last time using a urinal is your first time while wearing shorts" - Anonymous wise man

A few years ago I was house hunting and one home had a urinal in the main bathroom.  I had the wants pretty strong for that place and it didn't even have a garage!

Stampie said:

In reply to spitfirebill :

Reminds me of my friend that owned a pool hall. He had to reenforce the structure under the sink in the lady's bathroom because of the weight of them sitting on it .

Often the sink is used for bar sex, so it is not just the weight of the lady breaking the sink

I knew this thread was gonna be good just by the title. 

frenchyd said:

 

Bidet for her,  urinal for him. 

couldnt a bidet also be used as a urinal though?