orphancars
orphancars Reader
1/10/13 3:08 p.m.

How does this guy manage to complete an Ironman triathlon while doing the running portion wearing full firefighting gear? I would think the large clankin' brass balls would also hinder his performance, but apparently not...

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mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
1/10/13 3:12 p.m.

I dinno about clankin' brass cajones, but that man is certainly stronger than i'll ever be. I don't know that I could DRIVE the marathon portion of a triathalon in fireman gear.

yamaha
yamaha SuperDork
1/10/13 3:14 p.m.

That had to be effin toasty...

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
1/10/13 5:40 p.m.

Mmm... yeah, hot.

Spinout007
Spinout007 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/10/13 5:47 p.m.

^^ I see what you did there.

Spinout007
Spinout007 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/10/13 5:51 p.m.

Defiantly impressive! If he had the scba tank on there as well.... o man

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/10/13 8:22 p.m.
Lesley wrote: Mmm... yeah, hot.

Somebody have a thing for firemen?

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
1/10/13 8:23 p.m.

Ones that look like that, sure!

jhaas
jhaas HalfDork
1/10/13 8:48 p.m.

what about the swim?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
1/10/13 9:17 p.m.
Spinout007 wrote: Defiantly impressive! If he had the scba tank on there as well.... o man

Don't let him fool you - the tank is filled with performance enhancing drugs.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/10/13 9:25 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Spinout007 wrote: Defiantly impressive! If he had the scba tank on there as well.... o man
Don't let him fool you - the tank is filled with performance enhancing drugs.

And it floats!

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
1/10/13 9:26 p.m.

It's official, I'm an old puss. Good on him, it would have killed me in the first 100 yards.

PeterAK
PeterAK Dork
1/10/13 9:33 p.m.

Dude is hard core. I've done Ironman Wisconsin twice. Can't imagine doing the marathon with 40 (or so?) pounds of gear and a hot fire suit on. Impressive and inspiring.

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
1/10/13 9:43 p.m.

According to the writeups - he carries 65 lbs. of gear.

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition HalfDork
1/11/13 4:29 a.m.

Wow. Now I understand why fat, ugly girls cry when they see Angelina Jolie.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/11/13 6:01 a.m.
Basil Exposition wrote: Wow. Now I understand why fat, ugly girls cry when they see Angelina Jolie.

So do fat ugly guys...

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
1/11/13 6:04 a.m.
Woody wrote:
Basil Exposition wrote: Wow. Now I understand why fat, ugly girls cry when they see Angelina Jolie.
So do fat ugly guys...

No, we don't. We cry when we see Ms. Mosh....but that's a subject for the Good Gawd Almighty thread.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
1/11/13 7:13 a.m.

Did he wear the boots?

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/11/13 7:24 a.m.

Well, it puts the suit on or it gets the hose.

chuckles
chuckles Reader
1/11/13 8:11 a.m.
pinchvalve wrote: Did he wear the boots?

Beat me to it. I bet that was a lot of fun. Geeze Louise.

Mental
Mental PowerDork
1/11/13 9:31 a.m.

The big brass pair probably isn't that much to carry when you will is made of weapons grade titanium and your heart pumps Chuck Norris blood into your veins. Good lord. I am preparing for my 2nd marathon. I ran my last big miles before I taper off and am cyber slacking while I whimper softy. Seeing that actually made my legs hurt more.

chuckles
chuckles Reader
1/11/13 10:53 a.m.

I got curious and found a picture showing running shoes. The boots would have been pure insanity, not like wearing a black, waterproof suit and a heavy pack.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
1/11/13 4:14 p.m.
Lesley wrote: According to the writeups - he carries 65 lbs. of gear.

yeah, but how much does his firefighting equipment weigh?

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
1/11/13 4:26 p.m.

Oooo - you just had to go there!

Spinout007
Spinout007 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/11/13 7:43 p.m.

OH dayum....LOL

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