We like Chuck . . .

Chuck Norris Turns 70

Enjoy . . .!!

My personal favorite:

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise."

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

I thought this was about the other Chuck...

But has anyone noticed how Mr. Norris has done a Reagan? I mean, now that he's older, his hair has gone ANYTHING but white/silver? I've seen recent infomercials where it's now RED.

My favorite: Chuck Norris believes it's not butter.

I always liked "Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares books down 'til they give him the information he wants".

And mine - "VTEC fears the day Chuck Norris kicks in, yo"

I'm so disappointed. (signed - Chuck Hanlon)

My favorite oldie: Chuck Norris has to shave with his fists, because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

My lame attempt at something birthday related: Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70, he karate-chops 140 in half.

Chuck Norris didn't blow the candles out on his 70th birthday cake, they exhausted themselves in fear.

In reply to cwh:

We like you too Chuck