What is your Moped Meal?

I really like Okra. Fried, sauteed, in gumbo, whatever.   It seems to be a food people either love or hate with not a lot of middle ground.

Potted meat.  On two pieces of white bread with mayo.  

Guys I don't think he literally meant ashamed, but more "what weird foods do you like?"

One of our favorite pizzas to order is pepperoni, jalapeno, and PINEAPPLE!

z31maniac said:

Guys I don't think he literally meant ashamed, but more "what weird foods do you like?"

 

One of our favorite pizzas to order is pepperoni, jalapeno, and PINEAPPLE!

I do not understand the pineapple hate.

You know what's good on pizza? TOPPINGS!*

Who TF am I to say which ones are good and which ones are bad? People like what they like. One of my hugest pet peeves is the controversy over pizza ordering. It's why i believe most high level conspiracy theories are utter bullcrap. We can't get four people to agree on what to get on a pizza, but we can get several thousand to agree to fake the moon landing? Yeah good luck with that.

(*I will go on record as not being a fan of artichoke heats on my pie, though. But if one shows up I'm neither turning it down nor picking them off.)

My dislike of pineapple as a topping is due to its tendency to overpower other flavors. I like a pizza where the toppings work together.

Pineapple on pizza is like sticking an opera soprano into a barbershop quartet. She may be good but shes not going to work well with them. 

Give me pizza and give me pineapple. Just serve them in separate containers. 

JG Pasterjak said:

z31maniac said:

Guys I don't think he literally meant ashamed, but more "what weird foods do you like?"

 

One of our favorite pizzas to order is pepperoni, jalapeno, and PINEAPPLE!

I do not understand the pineapple hate.

You know what's good on pizza? TOPPINGS!*

Who TF am I to say which ones are good and which ones are bad? People like what they like. One of my hugest pet peeves is the controversy over pizza ordering. It's why i believe most high level conspiracy theories are utter bullcrap. We can't get four people to agree on what to get on a pizza, but we can get several thousand to agree to fake the moon landing? Yeah good luck with that.

(*I will go on record as not being a fan of artichoke heats on my pie, though. But if one shows up I'm neither turning it down nor picking them off.)

honey and spicy pepperoni is amazing so i can see where the sweetness of pineapple works...  I don't like texture of pineapple but i'm one of those picky eaters who doesn't like certain textures...  Banana is another one, i give my dogs banana all the time and try like heck to hold the thing by the peel as i cut it into pieces to give to them.  

Ok I love pickled hearing out of a tin with capers and cream cheese. I could eat it right out tin everyday. Same with deep fried chicken/beef livers with raw onion. I have trouble getting enough calories down but this is comfort for me. 

But for pure excess its the Costco chicken bake with ranch dressing. 

Scotty Con Queso said:

Potted meat.  On two pieces of white bread with mayo.  

Me too, although I prefer the Underwood brand.  It comes in deviled ham or chicken.  Spam on occasion as well.

I also enjoy a meal of good old Kraft Macaroni and Cheese every so often.

I'm not being self righteous, because I eat like crap too, but I don't think I'm in the mood for dinner after reading some of these.

But y'all eat what you love, whenever you can

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Oh for pizza, go pineapple, bacon, jalapeños, and onion.

My kids are still horrified by my sandwich of shame.

White bread, Miracle Whip, baby Swiss cheese, bread & butter pickle slices. That's it.

I kind of want to make one right now just typing that out.

Whenever I go to Mexico for work with my amigos I always ask them to take me to the local places and order the stuff gringos dont eat.  

Never been disappointed.

On my own?  Camping I will do microwave burritos from the dollar store wrapped in foil and warmed on the fire.    

Cold Dinty Moore

berkeleyit Bucket of 2 random cans of Chef Boyardee out of the pantry, mixed and microwaved if I am left home alone and havent ate all day.

Eggs poached in Bushs beans.

Pickled eggs and turkey gizzards, but not pigs feet.  Not gross, just dont turn my crank.

Liver sausage and grape jelly on toast

Cannibal Sandwiches

I had a Puch moped. Yeah, I'm still kinda ashamed of that.

Corn dogs. From a gas station. 

93gsxturbo said:

 

Eggs poached in Bushs beans.

okay I'm intrigued 

Peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I thought my mom and I were the only ones to eat that in the world but then reading one of the Mrs Piggle Wiggle books to my kids and a character was eating one. Proof it exists outside of my family!

but dude I can destroy a peanut butter and pickle. It's so good. Has to be dill pickles though. 
 

In reply to dculberson :

My mother, and her mother were huge fans of the pbutter and pickle.  I'll admit that I ate many as a kid but grew away from it.

Long John Silver's.

I got an irrational craving for it about once a year.

Fish, those crispy bits and hush puppies, lots of hush puppies. And grease.  All of it.

93gsxturbo said:

Cold Dinty Moore

berkeleyit Bucket of 2 random cans of Chef Boyardee out of the pantry, mixed and microwaved if I am left home alone and havent ate all day.

Just as I was wondering what I could contribute to this thread, you did it for me. I will occasionally scarf a Chef Boyardee product directly out the can, either out of desperation or apathy. Same with various types of Chonky brand soup style product.

Steak fries or tater tots straight from the freezer, if we're already laying some out to be cooked and they're within reach.

Cold leftover fish sticks or filets any day, especially at breakfast, for some reason. Any kid of cold fish, really.

Black licorice. The meaner and stronger, the better. Salt licorice if I'm having particularly strong feelings of some kind or another.

The world's worst nachos. Just some cold sliced cheddar cheese and plain old tortilla chips. Dip in leftover refried beans if available, otherwise berk it.

It's not that I love any of these things so much as that, much of the time, I just don't care. Decades of chronic congestion have dulled my sense of taste, and I've always been saddled with a fairly regrettable body. Food is not my friend.

SV reX said:

I had a Puch moped. Yeah, I'm still kinda ashamed of that.

I had a Mobiette. I'm not at all ashamed. 

I forgot the Bachelor McSadwich: a cold hot dog - typically Ball Park, Bar-S, or some other 99-cents-a-pack travesty - in a store-brand bun. No heat, no condiments, no berekelys given. It is reserved for those times I am on my way out the door and do not have time to care, or in such a deep funk that I really need someone to notice what I am doing to myself and offer some help. In that respect I guess it's like a culinary form of self-harm...

I used to buy the reddest hot dogs and slice them at 1" intervals halfway through. In the microwave they'd curl up to approximately sandwich diameter and from there they'd get whatever; cheese, mayo, Frank's, all.  I'm 5'6" today and sometimes wonder if meals like these are why.

Not gonna lie there's some straight bangers on here and I'm this ---><--- for away from making a few and doing a taste test video.

93gsxturbo said:

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Cannibal Sandwiches

TIL...

This is like the "food pr0n" thread except for the equivalent to really bad amateur vids?

In a skillet, heat and mix together one can of hash and one can of refried beans.  It won't kill you as quickly if you use low-sodium hash and no-fat refried beans.

Drain and rinse a can of garbanzo beans.  Add *-sauce for flavor (hot sauce, BBQ, Mongolian BBQ , Tereyaki, etc).  Eat out of can.  Also works for hot sauce and cannellini beans or blackeyed peas.

+1 on soup at room temp directly from the can.

Cold steak or roast beef with ketchup.