thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand Reader
2/4/09 1:26 a.m.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
2/4/09 1:56 a.m.

Drunken russians

Strizzo
Strizzo Dork
2/4/09 3:51 a.m.

...and in related news:

A DAD of two has died after being bitten by a rabid raccoon he tried to stroke at a barbecue

wtf

914Driver
914Driver Dork
2/4/09 6:01 a.m.

Aw c'mon, a Racoon? Everyone knows that possums are so much more, you know....

Don't get me started on the pleasures of Sloth!

cwh
cwh Dork
2/4/09 6:50 a.m.

This is SOOO far beyond gross!!

foxtrapper
foxtrapper SuperDork
2/4/09 7:33 a.m.

Aye, and the possum pouch creates interesting...possibilities. And sometimes they play dead, extra fun!

914Driver
914Driver Dork
2/4/09 8:02 a.m.
foxtrapper wrote: And sometimes they play dead, extra fun!

Soon to be peppered with ex-wife jokes.....

Kramer
Kramer Reader
2/4/09 10:39 a.m.

Man, that's just nuts.

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
2/4/09 10:52 a.m.
Kramer wrote: Man, that's just nuts.

Nah. Missed his nuts.

Karl La Follette
Karl La Follette Reader
2/4/09 11:08 a.m.

If you see a raccoon during the day kill it , they are usually rabid . Shoot first ask questions/rape later .

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand Reader
2/4/09 3:51 p.m.
Kramer wrote: Man, that's just nuts.

So's the guy. http://www.instantrimshot.com/

GET IT?!

I'm hilarious.

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
2/4/09 4:09 p.m.

And the list to things to keep away from your hootus keeps growing...

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
2/4/09 4:15 p.m.

Was the racoon's name Rocky Bobbit?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/4/09 6:29 p.m.
Karl La Follette wrote: If you see a raccoon during the day kill it , they are usually rabid . Shoot first ask questions/rape later .

Actually in some places they're just bold because they think they own the place, and they stroll around in suburban neighborhoods in large groups in broad daylight, raiding trash cans and harassing people. Happens around my grandmother's house in Canada (although usually later in the day as the sun starts to go down).

Not saying you shouldn't shoot the raccoons though. They have opposable thumbs and their cute look is just highly evolved camouflage. Keep that in mind.

RossD
RossD New Reader
2/5/09 11:20 a.m.

We have messed up people in wisconsin too here

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
2/5/09 9:16 p.m.

I've been horny as hell more'n once, but I have never looked at a raccoon (or a dead deer) and said 'Mmmmmm...'

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/5/09 10:34 p.m.

I figure you probably shouldn't put bedliner on raccoons either.

walterj
walterj HalfDork
2/5/09 11:50 p.m.
RossD wrote: We have messed up people in wisconsin too [here](http://davidinauckland.blogspot.com/2008/11/wisconsin-man-guilty-of-dead-deer-sex.html)

"Hathaway was questioned because he was on probation and had returned to a transitional living program in Superior covered in hair and blood with a knife in his pocket, court records said"

LOL! They thought they could imagine what he'd been up to... but no... he was just f'ing a deer corpse...

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
2/6/09 12:07 a.m.

necro beastiality... all we are missing is an aputee migdet

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
2/6/09 1:45 a.m.

I just found this picture to add to things not to do with a raccoon:

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