What ridiculous thing do you want to buy?

Ruger SR9

ACME Disintegrator for me

I have decided I eventually need to own one of these. Yes, I'm aware that anyone riding one looks like a complete tool. I don't care.

I'll add one of these even though I only have imaginary uses for CNC plasma cutting (and they don't make a water jet).

Snowdoggie wrote: Yep. A bass saxophone. I already have an alto and a soprano. Sax is my axe.

When I was in a Ska bank our sax player had one. Those are not easy to play but make an amazing sound.

If anything can make the infamous "brown note" that thing can.

Also, while I should be ashamed to admit this but I'm not, I spent yesterday morning browsing various classifieds sites to see if I could find a Форманта Мини (Formanta Mini.) Here's a pic:

That would be an '80s Soviet keytar. If there is a way those two words together cannot end in awesome, I can't fathom it.

Can I be in your retro synth-pop/electronica band, Jay?

A horse

...srsly

fasted58 wrote: ACME Disintegrator for me

It's hard to go wrong with any acme product, really.

I got to handle one of these a few months ago, very cool.

Zomby woof wrote:

fasted58 wrote: ACME Disintegrator for me

It's hard to go wrong with any acme product, really.

Tell that to Wile E. Coyote.

Deus Brut de Flandres

The $50/bottle Champagne of beers.

toilet paper

http://www.uscutter.com/USCutter-LaserPoint-Vinyl-Cutter-w-CONTOUR-CUTTING-Feature-CRCLP24ST

I want a sticker cuttin' machine.

I really, really, REALLY want one of these. It'd be a cool family hauler I think. The armored body, 12.7 mm cannon, and rocket pods would help me to assure my family is safe from anything mother nature would thow at us. LOL

Oh yea, SMA Frank Hirata “Last Supper” skateboard deck from 1992. It’s from the original Da Vinci painting. Pretty cool.

A small elephant, maybe about 18 inches tall that can stay in the house.

Peace on Earth and good will towards men.

I want to buy you all a beer.

Jay wrote: That would be an '80s Soviet keytar. If there is a way those two words together cannot end in awesome, I can't fathom it.

Just when I thought the bass saxaphone was the most gangsta E36 M3 in this thread, the Soviet keytar popped up and I was like DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!

wally = oppulance

Gasoline wrote: Oh yea, SMA Frank Hirata “Last Supper” skateboard deck from 1992. It’s from the original Da Vinci painting. Pretty cool.

I love that shape--one of the best to skate. I have a small collection of oldschool decks and reissues, but nothing really high dollar. They all hang on the walls of my mancave.

http://youtu.be/PUrFAm0Hpxc

Ok ok, that maybe a bit of a stretch.

I'll aim lower

http://youtu.be/k5qMPPJUipE