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DjGreggieP
DjGreggieP HalfDork
8/11/22 6:29 p.m.

When we moved out here the previous owners left 2 complete unabridged encyclopedia sets in one of the bedroom closets. So we nicely put them in the play house outside they were coming back to pick up later. 

logdog (Forum Supporter)
logdog (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/12/22 9:34 a.m.

One cool thing they left was the quick ability to check my lightbulb pressure in the laundry room.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
8/12/22 9:51 a.m.

In reply to logdog (Forum Supporter) :

I need that feature to know when to top off my blinker fluid.

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/12/22 9:54 a.m.
logdog (Forum Supporter) said:
David S. Wallens said:

Half-used jar of mayo. 

I would look at it as a half new jar of mayo!

i'm a little weirded out right now, because i've never thought of mayo as used vs new.  Given the traditional use of mayo as an ingredient in foods, WTF is "used" mayo anyway?  Seems like a "half full" vs "half empty" thing, but i definitely don't want *any* quantity of used mayo in my house.

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/12/22 10:12 a.m.

also, inside the handlebar of a worn-out bicycle i bought from a guy who used it as his daily when he "had drivers license problems", i found a syringe.  it was labeled "insulin" but who knows.

logdog (Forum Supporter)
logdog (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/12/22 10:19 a.m.
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:
logdog (Forum Supporter) said:
David S. Wallens said:

Half-used jar of mayo. 

I would look at it as a half new jar of mayo!

i'm a little weirded out right now, because i've never thought of mayo as used vs new.  Given the traditional use of mayo as an ingredient in foods, WTF is "used" mayo anyway?  Seems like a "half full" vs "half empty" thing, but i definitely don't want *any* quantity of used mayo in my house.

Well look at Mr. Rockefeller over here buying NEW condiments while the rest of us are cruising Craigslist living the Grassroots Mayosports life.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
8/12/22 10:49 a.m.

Dozens of pornographic dime novels tucked up into the spare bathroom's drop ceiling, all with names like "daddy's little helper" and "what a little girl wants." I'm still scarred, and that was decades ago.

Margie

Peabody
Peabody MegaDork
8/12/22 12:29 p.m.

How much you want for them?

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
8/12/22 1:24 p.m.
DrBoost said:

In reply to Noddaz :

The windows are original to the house, I don't think the HVAC is though. The bong definately wasn't oem LOL.  

It could explain so much about German cars though! 

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
8/12/22 1:26 p.m.
logdog (Forum Supporter) said:
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:
logdog (Forum Supporter) said:
David S. Wallens said:

Half-used jar of mayo. 

I would look at it as a half new jar of mayo!

i'm a little weirded out right now, because i've never thought of mayo as used vs new.  Given the traditional use of mayo as an ingredient in foods, WTF is "used" mayo anyway?  Seems like a "half full" vs "half empty" thing, but i definitely don't want *any* quantity of used mayo in my house.

Well look at Mr. Rockefeller over here buying NEW condiments while the rest of us are cruising Craigslist living the Grassroots Mayosports life.

Make sure to check the date codes. It's like tires. If you get a bad one, a severe blowout could be in your future. 

imgon
imgon HalfDork
8/12/22 1:34 p.m.

Most times I get nothing other than maybe some loose change and trash. Our latest house they left some cool things because they were too much work to move, some nice shelving for the garage, a decent pool table and a hot tub. We thought we were getting the good end of the deal. After we moved in we discovered they left tons of stuff and debris behind, in the shed and in the woods in the backyard, Two years later we are still cleaning up junk they buried. We joke that the police are going to come knock on the door some night and say they want to dig up the back yard because the previous owners hid something.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
8/12/22 2:42 p.m.
Marjorie Suddard said:

Dozens of pornographic dime novels tucked up into the spare bathroom's drop ceiling, all with names like "daddy's little helper" and "what a little girl wants." I'm still scarred, and that was decades ago.

Margie

So you read them ?  

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/12/22 6:00 p.m.
Mndsm said:
logdog (Forum Supporter) said:
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:
logdog (Forum Supporter) said:
David S. Wallens said:

Half-used jar of mayo. 

I would look at it as a half new jar of mayo!

i'm a little weirded out right now, because i've never thought of mayo as used vs new.  Given the traditional use of mayo as an ingredient in foods, WTF is "used" mayo anyway?  Seems like a "half full" vs "half empty" thing, but i definitely don't want *any* quantity of used mayo in my house.

Well look at Mr. Rockefeller over here buying NEW condiments while the rest of us are cruising Craigslist living the Grassroots Mayosports life.

Make sure to check the date codes. It's like tires. If you get a bad one, a severe blowout could be in your future. 

I mean, you're not wrong...

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
8/12/22 6:16 p.m.
spitfirebill said:
Marjorie Suddard said:

Dozens of pornographic dime novels tucked up into the spare bathroom's drop ceiling, all with names like "daddy's little helper" and "what a little girl wants." I'm still scarred, and that was decades ago.

Margie

So you read them ?  

I wanted to joke "only the good parts" but it was just too gross to even joke about.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
8/12/22 6:39 p.m.

In reply to Marjorie Suddard :

There are a lot of things I'm willing to say, "To each their own..." about.

That isn't one of them.

 

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
8/12/22 6:57 p.m.

There was a boat motor in my attic 

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
8/12/22 7:01 p.m.

A friend spent 2 decades building a beautiful wood boat in his basement. 
 

When he sold the house, new owners found the boat was still there. Turns out there actually was no door big enough to remove the boat from the basement. 

KyAllroad
KyAllroad MegaDork
8/12/22 7:31 p.m.

In reply to SV reX :

Had he worked for NCIS by any chance?

KyAllroad
KyAllroad MegaDork
8/12/22 7:33 p.m.

In reply to Marjorie Suddard :

In my most recent house purchase I found a 25 year old Hustler on top of the ductwork in the garage.   It had some Polaroids tucked in it cool

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
8/12/22 8:05 p.m.

Just... no.

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
8/12/22 8:55 p.m.
KyAllroad said:

In reply to SV reX :

Had he worked for NCIS by any chance?

Absolutely similar!

His intentions  were to install a picture window in the basement and remove the boat. He never cut the window in

psteav (Forum Supporter)
psteav (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand Dork
8/13/22 10:44 a.m.

My issues have been with the stuff that prior owners took out of cars I bought...for some reason, the prior owner of my Sonic TOOK THE JACK OUT.  Guess how I found out?

Clem Sparks on here has a story about a rental house he bought ~20 years ago that he filled a dumpster with porn and various sex toys.  You couldn't pay me enough to clean that E36 M3 up.

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
8/13/22 11:37 a.m.

Some weird stuff from the veterinary office I bought. One mystery was the series of evenly spaced holes drilled in the wall of a hallway and in the bathroom. After we owned it for a while I learned that the previous owner used an electric drill as a stud finder.

They left behind the resident clinic cat. She was a small cat, probably shouldn't have weighed more than eight or 9 pounds, and weighed 20 pounds. She had some pretty significant chronic pain from being overweight, plus the inevitable arthritis that occurs in declawed cats.

it turned out that they hadn't let her out of her cage in at least three years, since the receptionists (both of whom I fired, and not nearly soon enough) didn't want to get cat hair on their clothes. She had a good retirement with my family at our house. Fred was probably about 20 years old when she died.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
8/13/22 11:52 a.m.

In reply to Marjorie Suddard :

I totally agree.  

hobiercr
hobiercr GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
8/13/22 4:11 p.m.

One of the many used cars my family had over the years had a bullet wedged down in the glovebox hinge. It was hard to see from a normal angle but when you looked straight down into the hinge gap you could clearly see it. I don't remember ever feeling like we really needed to remove it. Pretty sure it went with the car when we sold it.

When I was kitting out my first new apartment I bought a teak bedroom set. Frame, headboard, nightstands, dressers, the works. We only removed the top dresser drawers to carry it and after we got it into my new place I realized a bottom drawer still contained the seller's wife's nighttime lacey bits. When I called him he didn't even say "hi", just "um, yeah. Can you just put them in a bag and drop them by. She's not super happy with me right now."

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