Which is TOUGHER?

Now read the question first...

Whose beard is tougher?

Chuck Norris or Billy Mays?

Sorry, it is still chuck norris'.

Actually behind chuck norris' beard there is not a chin, just another fist.

Chuck Norris = naturally grey with a few ragged spots.

Billy Mays = dyed black, waxed edges, and conditioned.

I'm just sayin'.

I think Billy cleans his beard with oxy-clean.

BBsGarage wrote: I think Billy cleans his beard with oxy-clean.

Chuck Norris' beard shavings are the primary material used to construct steel wool.

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That is all.

Is this really a question?

Hey, another instance when Miata is not the answer.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he asks for a bucket and a pistol.

Just saying...

mistanfo wrote: Hey, another instance when Miata is not the answer.

I dunno. I heard Chuck uses a Miata to comb his beard.

Actually chuck Norris uses two Miata as roller skates.

(It sounded funny in my head)

62.7% of all diamonds currently produced come from Chuck Norris crushing coal between his cheeks

^He uses coal as a mouthwash.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.

The water gets Chuck.

Scientists think we need something to protect earth from an asteroid.

Chuck Norris kicked their asses.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick you in the back of the face.

You don't get Christmas presents from Chuck Norris. The fact that you've lived another year is your gift from Chuck.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he check his closet for Chuck Norris.

Shawn

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights, he shuts off the dark.

Chuck Norris once kicked a McDonalds so hard, it turned into a Wendys.

Children wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. Billy Mays once tried it, thinking he might be tougher than chuck...the shell is still stuck in his cheeks...

Anderson Silva would/will (pick one) kick Chuck Norris' ass. enough Chuck kool aid already

I heard that Chuck Norris attended a time attack once, and time lost.

Chuck Norris' beard is tougher, duh!

In fact it's so tough, he sharpens his hunting knives with it.

Also nothing can cut Chuck Norris' beard. When it gets too long, he causes the hairs to break off at certain points by giving them a mean look.

We need Chuck Norris to move to Illinois...

Heard on NPR this morning that they're seeing "Chuck Norris" a lot among the many write-ins caught in the Minnesota recount to determine whether Al Franken or Norm Coleman goes to the senate.

Just sayin'...

Margie

You think Chuck’s beard hairs are tough…the curly ones from his pelvis are harvested by the military to sew ultra strong bullet proof vests out of.

AHEM! CHUCK NORRIS, WIDELY ACKNOWLEDGED AS THE TOUGHEST MOST BEARDEST MAN ON THE PLANET GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY BRUCE LEE, A BEARDLESS CHINAMAN. yes its true, bruce lee is the toughest man ever.