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Pete240Z
Pete240Z UltraDork
3/22/12 10:17 p.m.

When did this happen?

Cocaine caused heart attack causing her to drown in the bath tub?

I like Mama Cass's story better.

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
3/22/12 10:25 p.m.

Surely you can't be serious.

MG Bryan
MG Bryan Dork
3/22/12 10:29 p.m.

thefeline
thefeline New Reader
3/22/12 10:29 p.m.

Proud of myself, I had to think for a bit till I remembered who died.

Aeromoto
Aeromoto Reader
3/22/12 10:30 p.m.

I like turtles.

fast_eddie_72
fast_eddie_72 SuperDork
3/22/12 10:41 p.m.

Yup, Whitney drown. So did Jimmy Hendrix.

"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes,"

aircooled
aircooled UberDork
3/22/12 10:49 p.m.

To quote John Bonham:

"gurgle, gurgle, gurgle...."

BBsGarage
BBsGarage HalfDork
3/22/12 10:51 p.m.

That happens when you pass out in a tub full of water.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro SuperDork
3/22/12 11:19 p.m.

Meh..

Apparently you have to a junkie to get media attention.

Davey Jones hardly registered on the media radar.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/23/12 12:20 a.m.

So Morrison drowned too?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/23/12 7:22 a.m.

Clapton drowned his kid out a window.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
3/23/12 7:23 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Clapton drowned his kid out a window.

That don't even make no sense.

RossD
RossD UltraDork
3/23/12 7:40 a.m.

A drummer from Spinal Tap choked on someone else's vomit.

poopshovel
poopshovel PowerDork
3/23/12 7:49 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Clapton drowned his kid out a window.

Ten minutes later. Still laughing.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury UltimaDork
3/23/12 8:13 a.m.

Congratulations N Sperlo!

Youve won!!!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/23/12 8:20 a.m.

In reply to 4cylndrfury:

Heeeey! Its a new one. Yaaaaaaaaay!

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar Dork
3/23/12 8:33 a.m.
mad_machine wrote: So Morrison drowned too?

Nah, he was dead before he took a bath. A bath in ice water was the old method for shocking the heroin dosed system into jump starting. In his case he liked coke, and snorted the wrong white powder.

As for Whitney, I believe it was listed as a combination of heart damage, cocaine, and drowning. My guess some coke in the system, heart was weak, didn't feel well, took a bath to feel better, passed out and slipped under.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/23/12 9:07 a.m.
Rob_Mopar wrote: As for Whitney, I believe it was listed as a combination of heart damage, cocaine, and drowning. My guess some coke in the system, heart was weak, didn't feel well, took a bath to feel better, passed out and slipped under.

The coroner was insinuating this, but did not say it because its not his job to assume.

And there were NO DRUGS in the room. Hmmmm...

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/23/12 9:12 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote:
Rob_Mopar wrote: As for Whitney, I believe it was listed as a combination of heart damage, cocaine, and drowning. My guess some coke in the system, heart was weak, didn't feel well, took a bath to feel better, passed out and slipped under.
The coroner was insinuating this, but did not say it because its not his job to assume. And there were NO DRUGS in the room. Hmmmm...

I wonder why....

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/23/12 9:20 a.m.
mad_machine wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
Rob_Mopar wrote: As for Whitney, I believe it was listed as a combination of heart damage, cocaine, and drowning. My guess some coke in the system, heart was weak, didn't feel well, took a bath to feel better, passed out and slipped under.
The coroner was insinuating this, but did not say it because its not his job to assume. And there were NO DRUGS in the room. Hmmmm...
I wonder why....

Iz you tinkin what Iz tinkin?

slantvaliant
slantvaliant Dork
3/23/12 9:57 a.m.

I think it was gin.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
3/23/12 9:59 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote:
mad_machine wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
Rob_Mopar wrote: As for Whitney, I believe it was listed as a combination of heart damage, cocaine, and drowning. My guess some coke in the system, heart was weak, didn't feel well, took a bath to feel better, passed out and slipped under.
The coroner was insinuating this, but did not say it because its not his job to assume. And there were NO DRUGS in the room. Hmmmm...
I wonder why....
Iz you tinkin what Iz tinkin?

She licked the mirror clean?

mtn
mtn PowerDork
3/23/12 10:09 a.m.

http://www.abevigoda.com/

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition Reader
3/23/12 10:18 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
mad_machine wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
Rob_Mopar wrote: As for Whitney, I believe it was listed as a combination of heart damage, cocaine, and drowning. My guess some coke in the system, heart was weak, didn't feel well, took a bath to feel better, passed out and slipped under.
The coroner was insinuating this, but did not say it because its not his job to assume. And there were NO DRUGS in the room. Hmmmm...
I wonder why....
Iz you tinkin what Iz tinkin?
She licked the mirror clean?

Dr. Murray picked them up and put them in his bag?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/23/12 11:12 a.m.

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