Don't know if it was a bug, the food, or bug from the food. Went to a nice (expensive) restaurant in West LR with some friends last night. Reservation at 6:00 pm, got drinks, appetizers, had our food by 7:00 pm, finished eating 7:30 ish, we talked socialized, by 8:10 pm I had the "BGs" (bubble guts). Discretely, "relieved some pressure," to the point I was scared to continue down that path. By 8:40 pm I was "tight walking" my way to the restroom as quickly as I could, praying the single stall was available, praise baby Jesus it was. I didn't even take time to inspect/clean the seat or hover, photo finish, explosive would be the proper adjective. At 8:45 I texted SWMBO from the stall, that we needed to go, and to discretely suggest that we leave, she's a trooper and obliged.
I ralleyed for a bit, but was back at it by 9:40 pm, then again around 10:15 pm, about 12:15 am, 7:10 am, then was good, until this afternoon, I had a horrible headache, felt like crap, cold sweat, chills, that only lasted about 2 hours, during which I had 2 more encounters on the throne, and then set in the shower with water running over me, until we ran out of hot water.
I'm feeling a lot better now, 24 hr bug maybe? I'm scared to eat anything, am still bloated, but am hungry, haven't eaten anything of substance all day. Have done my best to stay hydrated with Pepto and sweet tea. Threw away most of a grilled cheese, just the taste made me a little nauseated.
Have managed to watch most of the first season of Falling Skies, while home alone on the couch today.
TLDR: Basically TMI about a bad case of the "green apple quick steps."