That was 29+ years ago, I hardly remember her name much less what she looked like. You'll have to wait for some of the younger guys to respond.
That was 29+ years ago, I hardly remember her name much less what she looked like. You'll have to wait for some of the younger guys to respond.
Aubrey. She threw a toaster at me because I didnt want to watch Friends.
logdog wrote: Aubrey. She threw a toaster at me because I didnt want to watch Friends.
That funny since I watched Friends for the first time on Netflix last night with my wife. She said it's a funny show. Watched it and 15 minutes later, I went to bed without telling her.. She was so annoyed this morning.
First girlfriend. Violent, nasty bitch. Used to like to bite, but she let me play with her hoohah. Turns out she let other guys play with it too...
In reply to Sine_Qua_Non:
That won't change. Mine turns the TV on and I leave the room.
Streetwiseguy wrote: First girlfriend...bitch...but she let me play with her hoohah. Turns out she let other guys play with it too...
This. 
I'm old. I have had a very interesting life. Including strange and dangerous girlfriends. And their ex's. Sorry, feel no reason to share the embarrassment. That is all.
Last GF before wife: Because she stormed out of Walmart because I didn't want breakfast and then jumped out of my moving car on the way home (I'll admit to not breaking quite as hard as I could have).
Oh, she also threw a kerosene lamp at me once. It wasn't lit, but it shattered to pieces when it hit the wall behind me.
OTOH: I know why men will put up with a psycho woman
Mine is shacked up with my former best friend. He can have her.
I just came to say best thread title ever. Thankfully love isn't in quotes so I don't have any stories to share.
Girl from my last math class in college. She was insane in the, uh, nevermind and smoking hot (like think 5'4" and 36/24/36).
I caught her cheating on me after us dating "exclusively" for about 5 months. So I used her until the class was over (we had a joint project/final), then dumped her in front of all of her work friends at her company Christmas party (after we used one of her friends rooms).
Immature and mean? yes. Totally worth it after what she did to me? Definitely.
Until I met my wife, she was pretty much the only girl I had ever considered more than something "fun."
In reply to Datsun310Guy:
You have excellent taste but the Bandit will berkeley you up if you mess with her.
Sally Fields, Loni Anderson? Wait, I am not Bert Reynolds...
My ex. Bought her a set of D+ headlights and a lipoed set of thighs and was told to hit the bricks three months later. But it only cost me a house and another decade of child support payments to find out that there are MUCH better fish in the sea.
I'm 59 and have been single most of my life. I can honestly say the longterm girls/women were all wonderful in their own ways.
Hasbro wrote: I'm 59 and have been single most of my life. I can honestly say the longterm girls/women were all wonderful in their own ways.
I like that.
I wouldnt say I loved them but I still ask myself what in the hell I was thinking
wait, yes one. But it wasn't because she was crazy, I ask myself why I broke up with her.
SVreX wrote:Hasbro wrote: I'm 59 and have been single most of my life. I can honestly say the longterm girls/women were all wonderful in their own ways.I like that.
Me too. Petty revenge and slagging just proves you were probably well-matched.
Lesley wrote:SVreX wrote:Me too. Petty revenge and slagging just proves you were probably well-matched.Hasbro wrote: I'm 59 and have been single most of my life. I can honestly say the longterm girls/women were all wonderful in their own ways.I like that.
Agreed.
The girl I was talking about, we had an amazing relationship until I showed up at her house one night to surprise her, I was the one in for the surprise.
Lesley wrote:SVreX wrote:Me too. Petty revenge and slagging just proves you were probably well-matched.Hasbro wrote: I'm 59 and have been single most of my life. I can honestly say the longterm girls/women were all wonderful in their own ways.I like that.
Actually, even the short term women were wonderful in their own ways. That's why I dated them.
I'd rather remember that.
I can't think of one either, and all but my wife have gone on to do better. Had Facebook been around the wife would have seen that most of the time the next one after me is usually a doctor. Thank God for her low standards.
I haven't learned much about women. I have learned that the people who place a dollar value on diamonds are full of crap. Its only worth half when you're trying to sell the damn thing!
From my experience you take less of a bath investing in cars.
I switched to using my left hand once, but it just wasn't the same.
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