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jstein77
jstein77 Dork
6/17/12 11:16 a.m.

My vote goes to Lindsay Lohan for totalling her Porsche on Friday.

ThePhranc
ThePhranc Dork
6/17/12 11:50 a.m.

She was coked up when she wrecked it.

Karl La Follette
Karl La Follette SuperDork
6/17/12 11:57 a.m.
aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
6/17/12 12:13 p.m.

Eddie Griffin's wreck was more due to a lousy track layout, that car was always going to wreck on the corner

Lohan on the other hand

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20578382,00.html

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
6/17/12 2:51 p.m.

I cannot believe that girl is 25. She looks rode hard.

fasted58
fasted58 UltraDork
6/17/12 2:58 p.m.

She was at the Hookah Lounge... go figure

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
6/17/12 2:59 p.m.

I'd like to make her an offer on the parts. All the expensive stuff is in the back.

Grizz
Grizz Dork
6/17/12 3:06 p.m.

In reply to Lesley:

I think part of it is the bleach blond hair does not look good on a redhead.

The other part of it is massive amounts of coke and partying, but I reckon if she stays off of sjit and calms the hell down some she might start looking at least somewhat close to normal.

ThePhranc
ThePhranc Dork
6/17/12 3:15 p.m.
Woody wrote: I'd like to make her an offer on the parts. All the expensive stuff is in the back.

It was a rental.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
6/17/12 3:22 p.m.

Well, I hope she popped for the insurance.

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand Reader
6/17/12 4:46 p.m.
Woody wrote: I'd like to make her an offer on the parts. All the expensive stuff is in the back.

You talking about Lohan or her Porsche?

novaderrik
novaderrik SuperDork
6/17/12 4:51 p.m.
Hungary Bill wrote:
Woody wrote: I'd like to make her an offer on the parts. All the expensive stuff is in the back.
You talking about Lohan or her Porsche?

yes

Anti-stance
Anti-stance Dork
6/17/12 5:04 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: Eddie Griffin's wreck was more due to a lousy track layout, that car was always going to wreck on the corner Lohan on the other hand http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20578382,00.html

In that link, she looks like a woman in her 50s that has had plastic surgery.

grafmiata
grafmiata Dork
6/17/12 5:12 p.m.
Hungary Bill wrote:
Woody wrote: I'd like to make her an offer on the parts. All the expensive stuff is in the back.
You talking about Lohan or her Porsche?

I'm thinking that the rear-end of the Porsche has been submitted to alot less wear and tear...

Not sayin', just sayin'...

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
6/17/12 5:16 p.m.

We stayed at the W Hotel in Hollywood for the LA Auto Show. She was having a party to celebrate her Playboy centrefold on the top floor. I've never seen so many coked-out models in my life - they were taking pictures of each other in the restrooms, emerging in gaggles from the elevators... and one rather memorable Edie Sedgewick lookalike was sprawled on the white couch in the lobby, dress hoiked up to her waist. Interesting.

grafmiata
grafmiata Dork
6/17/12 5:19 p.m.
Lesley wrote: We stayed at the W Hotel in Hollywood for the LA Auto Show. She was having a party to celebrate her Playboy centrefold on the top floor. I've never seen so many coked-out models in my life - they were taking pictures of each other in the restrooms, emerging in gaggles from the elevators... and one rather memorable Edie Sedgewick lookalike was sprawled on the white couch in the lobby, dress hoiked up to her waist. Interesting.

You know the rules, Lesley... Pix, or it didn't happen!!!

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
6/17/12 11:49 p.m.
Lesley wrote: coked-out models

That's a redundancy.

drsmooth
drsmooth New Reader
6/18/12 12:58 a.m.

Worst celebrity driver.. Defiantly O.J.!!

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
6/18/12 6:37 a.m.
drsmooth wrote: Worst celebrity driver.. Defiantly O.J.!!

I dunno, that was the least dangerous chase ever.

ST_ZX2
ST_ZX2 HalfDork
6/18/12 6:42 a.m.

Worst. LL is a fine choice. I also recall that Billy Joel had a stretch where he totaled 3 cars in two years...and I think earlier on he had a bike accident or two too.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
6/18/12 6:45 a.m.
drsmooth wrote: Worst celebrity driver.. Defiantly O.J.!!

OJ wasn't even driving.... his buddy AC was.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve PowerDork
6/18/12 8:05 a.m.

Is Hulk Hogan's son considered a celebrity? If so, he's the worst.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve PowerDork
6/18/12 8:07 a.m.

Oh, and IIRC Halle Berry got drunk and ran over a group of Girls Scouts once. For reference purposes:

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
6/18/12 8:09 a.m.
pinchvalve wrote: Is Hulk Hogan's son considered a celebrity? If so, he's the worst.

In a day and age where Jersey Shore is considered a viable medium to kick off ones career- I'd call him a celebrity. He did get to ball up Sam Hubinettes old drift viper, and got daddy to call the local viper dealer to "borrow" one to fix it with.... all on name.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/18/12 8:17 a.m.
mndsm wrote:
pinchvalve wrote: Is Hulk Hogan's son considered a celebrity? If so, he's the worst.
In a day and age where Jersey Shore is considered a viable medium to kick off ones career- I'd call him a celebrity. He did get to ball up Sam Hubinettes old drift viper, and got daddy to call the local viper dealer to "borrow" one to fix it with.... all on name.

He was street racing, with a member of his pit crew as a passenger, when he balled a car up in clearwater. The passenger gets to spend the rest of his life in a nursing home. Yes, Nick Bollea wins the looser-of-the-year contest.

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