Wow. It's hot.

914Driver wrote: I'm sweating like a whore in church.

That's nothing. I'm sweating like his priest that was just caught dipping into the poor box. Luckily I've got plenty of Fred.

Lesley wrote:

Did NOT need to see that!!!

DirtyBird222 wrote: If you think it's hot out, just say "it's not hot enough." Quit whining and chug along, i work in this nonsense all day everyday, go home and close all the doors in the garage and work out in a sweat box, then go run while it's still hot out. MAN UP!

Did someone not get his prune juice this morning??

Too hot to cook? Try this:

You know those round loaves of bread that are used to sop up spaghetti sauce but what the heck else can you do with it?

Take one of these and slice it horizontally into 1/2 - 3/4" slices, you should have 5 or 6 layers.

Mix together 50/50 mayonnaise and sour cream, fold in some fresh dill. Black pepper wouldn't hurt, don't add salt.

Slather the mix onto each slice of bread. Layer slices of cucumber in the first layer, then put the next bread down. Slather that one and cover it with thinly sliced red onion.

Lay down the next bread, covering with the schmutz, and lay on tomatoes. Alternate layers until it's built. I chopped up bacon and put it on one layer. Don't use lettuce, it gets all soggy.

Cover this masterpiece with plastic wrap and put a heavy book on it to compress things together. Put it in the refrigerator overnight.

I did mine in the morning, had it for dinner and it was OK, more sitting may have helped.

Serve it by cutting it up like a pie.

Add a bag of chips and a nice Amber.

Too easy.

914Driver wrote: I'm sweating like a whore in church.

I'm partial to "sweating like Jimmy Swaggart in a motel parking lot" but I suppose I need to upgrade.

It was 130 on the tarmac at the Glen yesterday, the car was running water temps as high as 240. The interior gets so hot you get 2nd degree burns off the trans tunnel my shoe starts to melt where it rubs near the throttle.

I'm not complaining one bit.

I've spent the past 3 weeks in direct sunlight triple digits welding and cutting continuously, dressed in flame resistant long sleeves, steel toed boots, and a hard hat.

I'm kinda getting used to it.

The heat melted the driver's side window in my truck. Seriously.

In reply to SVreX:

During the heat wave last summer, the glass of both of my side view mirrors in my 944 just fell out while I was driving down the road because the adhesive melted. Replacements are like $80 each, just for mirror glass.

Blatantly hot licked from another thread.

Been jumping in the ocean everyday after work for the last week or so. The water couldn't be any more perfect

Otto_Maddox wrote: In reply to SVreX: During the heat wave last summer, the glass of both of my side view mirrors in my 944 just fell out while I was driving down the road because the adhesive melted. Replacements are like $80 each, just for mirror glass.

I understand the adhesive melting.

I mean THE GLASS. It is now rippled like the old fashioned hand blown glass, and it certainly was not like that before.

We had to cancel an autocross event this weekend because the sealant recently applied to the lot cant cure with the heat in east tennessee.

914Driver wrote: Blatantly hot licked from another thread.

I don't blame him. He (She?) looks comfy.

Here in Mississippi? I'm laughing at a friend now in Maryland who's finding his weather suddenly familiar.

Remember way back in January when y'all were complaining about the cold? and determined that since it was cold, global warming was a farce???

Bwahahahaaha

For reasons passing understanding, I love that image more than I can explain.

Here in Macon, 100 degrees with 85% humidity is par for the course.

They don't call them "Dog Days" for nothing.

In reply to NYG95GA: Agreed. That dog looks like he's not going to move for anything. It just sums up this past week--and maybe next,,

Those guys have breathing issues anyway, heat's gotta kill 'em.