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Black Stig
Black Stig Reader
3/1/09 4:29 p.m.

Photobucket

My pathetic attempt: "Wow, the new Brembo braking system really DOES work better!"

AAAANNNNNDDDD GO!

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/1/09 4:39 p.m.

I can only think of this:

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/1/09 4:43 p.m.

I have heard of "cab over" trucks....

Black Stig
Black Stig Reader
3/1/09 4:52 p.m.
mad_machine wrote: I have heard of "cab over" trucks....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!

Tommy Suddard
Tommy Suddard GRM+ Memberand SonDork
3/1/09 4:53 p.m.
Black Stig wrote: Photobucket

Remember, it's always important to evenly distribute your load.

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer GRM+ Memberand New Reader
3/1/09 5:01 p.m.

This is what happens when the truck's load of viagra starts to spill.

gamby
gamby SuperDork
3/1/09 5:08 p.m.
CGLockRacer wrote: This is what happens when the truck's load of viagra starts to spill.

Dammit--beat me to the erection jokes.

"When East Bound and Down goes horribly wrong"

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
3/1/09 5:12 p.m.

"Fat Lot Lizards make trucker jesus cry"

Black Stig
Black Stig Reader
3/1/09 5:28 p.m.

"INVISIBLE PILE DRIVER"

Jay
Jay HalfDork
3/1/09 5:41 p.m.

It was a long and difficult project, but Bud and Earl finally finished their giant trebuchet.

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
3/1/09 5:43 p.m.

'Hey, Travis. Did the sky turn green when I wasn't looking?'

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
3/1/09 6:01 p.m.

"only 20 more and we will have the best "henge" in the world."

Appleseed
Appleseed Reader
3/1/09 6:08 p.m.

Counter to the defense contractors for the Air Force, no not everything will fly with enough trust.

Volksroddin
Volksroddin HalfDork
3/1/09 6:11 p.m.
ignorant wrote: "Fat Lot Lizards make trucker jesus cry"

lol

Appleseed
Appleseed Reader
3/1/09 6:12 p.m.

Freightliner is proud to announce their new innovative solution to parking your rig in the crowded city...

hotrodlarry
hotrodlarry New Reader
3/1/09 6:34 p.m.

stacks?....wut?..LOL

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/1/09 7:19 p.m.

Too much tongue weight.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro Reader
3/1/09 8:48 p.m.

The redneck skyscraper!

Goldmember
Goldmember Reader
3/1/09 9:15 p.m.

Before he got into stunt driving, Joey Chitwood had a short lived career as an over the road trucker. . .

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
3/1/09 9:53 p.m.

Another dissatisfied Mapquest user.

Mental
Mental SuperDork
3/1/09 10:04 p.m.

Travis walked away, but finally accepted that even he couldn't do that in a semi

confuZion3
confuZion3 Dork
3/1/09 10:12 p.m.

confuZion3
confuZion3 Dork
3/1/09 10:27 p.m.

Yeah. I know. I'm awesome. I'm updating my resume's "skills" section: "Proficient with Microsoft Paint".

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado Reader
3/1/09 10:32 p.m.
Black Stig wrote: Photobucket My pathetic attempt: "Wow, the new Brembo braking system really DOES work better!" AAAANNNNNDDDD GO!

"Got Problems? Oklahoma Truck Supply.

For everything but brakes."

Nitroracer
Nitroracer Dork
3/1/09 10:58 p.m.

Oklahoma Truck Supply.

Please don't sue us when the tornado hits!

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