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JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
3/11/12 10:44 p.m.

Dana's always een a big breakfast smoothie person in the morning. Doesn't want to stand in front of a room a angry kids with a McMuffin heading for the starfish at warp 6, if you get my drift.

So first we had a Magic Bullet, and it was okay, but not real durable. Now we have a ninja-themed drink blender that works on a whole other level. Occasionally I conscript it to make me something healthy. Like this this I just made: Start our with Almond milk to about half full. Add natural peanut butter and frozen bananas. Honey and cinnamon to taste (or just use a lot so it tastes good), and one scoop of plant protein. Top it off to a little above the safety line with Kahlua (or Kamora if you're a cheap bastard. Blend, and enjoy your health.

Would probably work with any cream-based liquer, but Kahlua suits it sooo perfectly.

jg

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
3/11/12 11:03 p.m.
JG Pasterjak wrote: Doesn't want to stand in front of a room a angry kids with a McMuffin heading for the starfish at warp 6, if you get my drift.

LOL

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
3/12/12 12:17 a.m.

We sold those at Sam's. I said aloud, " Holy E36 M3! Ninjas now come in boxes!"

Luke
Luke SuperDork
3/12/12 2:30 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote: Doesn't want to stand in front of a room a angry kids with a McMuffin heading for the starfish at warp 6, if you get my drift.
LOL

I had to stop and deconstruct that sentence piece by piece. Now that I do get his drift, it's hilarious

rotard
rotard HalfDork
3/12/12 9:52 a.m.

Girls don't poop. Ever.

fasted58
fasted58 SuperDork
3/12/12 9:57 a.m.

thought thread title was gonna be about Eat n Park breakfast buffet... 1200+ calories of health n goodness

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/12/12 10:25 a.m.
fasted58 wrote: thought thread title was gonna be about Eat n Park breakfast buffet... 1200+ calories of health n goodness

How do you keep it down to 1200 calories?!?!?

failboat
failboat Dork
3/12/12 10:31 a.m.

Ya know, we got one of those for our wedding last year, I dont think we've used it just yet. That concoction sounds really tasty.

Conquest351
Conquest351 Dork
3/12/12 10:36 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote: Doesn't want to stand in front of a room a angry kids with a McMuffin heading for the starfish at warp 6, if you get my drift.
LOL

+1

My co-workers think I'm crazy.

mistanfo
mistanfo SuperDork
3/12/12 10:38 a.m.

I got tired of the wimpy pieces, and picked up a Hamilton Beach commercial model blender. Crazy fast, but a bit loud. Certainly don't use it before everyone is awake in the house.

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/12/12 11:06 a.m.

i believe in tasting the health, that is why i had a turkey sandwich and a dr pepper for breakfast.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
3/12/12 11:12 a.m.

Oh yeah, I'm a smoothie believer. I buy bananas, strawberries, blueberries, whenever they're on sale and keep them in the freezer. Absolutely great in the blender with soy protein, a bit of juice and a few ice cubes to make it thick and creamy. A couple of those a day and I see a big difference in stamina when working out hard.

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/12/12 11:42 a.m.

The actual Ninja is actually quite the kick-ass kitchen gadget.

SWMBO makes a soy milk, chocolate, Adam's peanut butter, and banana smoothie (with flax seed) that's ridiculously good.

z31maniac
z31maniac SuperDork
3/12/12 11:50 a.m.

Trying to be more healthy as well, so have started having smoothies in the morning as well.

This morning was almond milk, banana, frozen peach slices and a touch of agave nectar. Almost like getting to have a milkshake for breakfast.

driver109x
driver109x HalfDork
3/12/12 2:57 p.m.

I used to blend strawberries, bananas, oj and tofu... good stuff!

Osterkraut
Osterkraut UltraDork
3/12/12 3:02 p.m.
z31maniac wrote: Trying to be more healthy as well, so have started having smoothies in the morning as well. This morning was almond milk, banana, frozen peach slices and a touch of agave nectar. Almost like getting to have a milkshake for breakfast.

Jesus, you could have skipped right to the point and just snorted some sugar cubes!

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac MegaDork
3/12/12 3:05 p.m.
Osterkraut wrote:
z31maniac wrote: Trying to be more healthy as well, so have started having smoothies in the morning as well. This morning was almond milk, banana, frozen peach slices and a touch of agave nectar. Almost like getting to have a milkshake for breakfast.
Jesus, you could have skipped right to the point and just snorted some sugar cubes!

That was my breakfast this morning. That and a bacon grease IV drip.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
3/12/12 3:15 p.m.

We just picked up this Cuisinart smoothie maker:

I wanna say it was $80 or so-ish back on one of the holiday super dooper online sale days. It does a GREAT job, plus, you blend in the cup you use, so its convenient - whip it up and go.

We buy some frozen fruit - mangos and Pineapple mostly, fill 2/3 of the blending cup with the frozen fruit, toss in some low fat strawberry yogurt, a scoop of sugar free cool-whip, and about 3 oz of water, and blend for about 30 seconds - Yogurt protein fills ya up, fruit is good for you, cool whip makes it a little sweeter.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/12/12 4:21 p.m.

budget tip for you: go to your local fruit market and ask for the bruised / over-ripe bananas. peel them, wrap them in the sticky saran wrap, throw a bunch into a big ziploc, and chuck it in the freezer. smoooshy bruised bananas suck to eat at room temperature, but they're great for smoothies. i think we pay ten cents a pound for bananas this way.

z31maniac
z31maniac UberDork
3/12/12 4:23 p.m.
Osterkraut wrote:
z31maniac wrote: Trying to be more healthy as well, so have started having smoothies in the morning as well. This morning was almond milk, banana, frozen peach slices and a touch of agave nectar. Almost like getting to have a milkshake for breakfast.
Jesus, you could have skipped right to the point and just snorted some sugar cubes!

Not as tasty!

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
3/12/12 4:45 p.m.
JG Pasterjak wrote: and one scoop of plant protein.

?????

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac MegaDork
3/12/12 4:56 p.m.
carguy123 wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote: and one scoop of plant protein.
?????

You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian E36 M3 crackhead.This E36 M3 right here is some hardcore E36 M3.It is made from plant E36 M3 !

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
3/12/12 5:23 p.m.

I can't have one of those. I'd be E36 M3faced by 10am every day.

ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/12/12 5:46 p.m.

My girlfriend's recent smoothie-improvement discovery: avocado gives them a great addition to texture and richness. Yeah, it adds fat, but it's not evil fat...

T.J.
T.J. UberDork
3/12/12 6:53 p.m.

I don't get JG's drift. Lost me at starfish.

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