you+2k Vs. Zombies

Miata. Um. With a hard top.

Pinchvalve knows what I'm talkin' about. I didn't even think about a van...great idea.
If we're stealing vehicles, how about an armored car? They aren't 4wd (as far as I know) but they are already armored and probably diesel too. They even have gun ports built in. I sure see more of those than tanks around here.

And any cash still in it would be usable for starting fires or TP. Hell, find some cans and some M80s and make some DIY grenades with the change.

Spinout007 wrote:

pinchvalve wrote:

Always had a thing for those armored ferrets. Aux flame thrower FTW!

I don't think that's a Ferrett. They had 4 wheels on the ground. By the way,have you ever tried crawling into & getting out of the driver's seat for a Ferrett? You'd have to be short & slight to get in before the Zombies are all over your ass.

M2Pilot wrote:

Spinout007 wrote:

pinchvalve wrote:

Always had a thing for those armored ferrets. Aux flame thrower FTW!

I don't think that's a Ferrett. They had 4 wheels on the ground. By the way,have you ever tried crawling into & getting out of the driver's seat for a Ferrett? You'd have to be short & slight to get in before the Zombies are all over your ass.

I think you may be right on the ferret part having 4 wheels. Yup you are. And yeah u've gotta be little to get into one quickly. Then again, I'd prob just hijack one of these and get the job do ne. If the zombies attacked, there would prob be one sitting on the ground ready to roll.

pinchvalve wrote:

Now we are getting somewhere.

How about an army of these? They could be made for $2,000 a pop.

Well, since no one is paying attention to the berkeleying budget:

...or better yet:

Pretty sure zombies can't swim.

Anybody read world war Z?

Their is only one car that can outrun evil...

In reply to Gearheadotaku:

Yes. The Zombie Survival guide was good, too.

poopshovel wrote: ...or better yet: Pretty sure zombies can't swim.

Ummm... Land of the Dead - they don't swim but they do sink and walk across the borrom of a river.
Zombi 2 - video evidence of a zombie fighting a shark after harassing a SCUBA diver.

i think some people are forgetting the 2k barrier. A used high mileage apache helicopter in need of "some work" is worth at least 3k

BAH I said outright STEAL! lol I've spent enough time around the flight line of a military base I can get by without drawing too much attention till it's to late! lol besides they would be more worried about the zombies than me.

k, budget minded. DUMP TRUCK! http://www.govdeals.com/eas/itmDisplay.cfm?itemID=159&acctID=300 just need to pull an A-team on it with some welders and you're set,

Tetzuoe wrote: k, budget minded. DUMP TRUCK! http://www.govdeals.com/eas/itmDisplay.cfm?itemID=159&acctID=300 just need to pull an A-team on it with some welders and you're set,

FTW!!!

Great ideas but here is one that will blow your minds. While everyone else is gathering diesel and gasoline, i will be out gathering bbq tanks for my propane powered camper van.

think this plus equals win. just weld up all windows and call it a day

And in budget

If I can steal it, that Minesweeper is excellent. I wish I could find a video of it in action.

I think propane would be the easiest to maintain a steady supply of, even in a stage 3+ outbreak. The tanks are zombie proof, too.

cl add,

its a diesel... use the other grand to add pointy things to the bottom and front and buy a high pressure air pump and tank for the air cannons to shoot glass fragments at said zombies...

No budget with Sea Zombies I am jumping aboard the USS Independence:

Funny:

Within budget:

So steal a minesweeper, power it with propane, (and propane accesories), ?, profit from being a zombie exterminator!

Id save the propane tanks for the ol "toss-an-shoot" from the bed of the dump truck you can get a nice arc.

Plus, nothing says "get off of my truck" like a propane tank to the forehead.

Tetzuoe wrote: Plus, nothing says "get off of my truck" like a propane tank to the forehead.

Thank you.

Im still trying to make this one work:

you just cant get a batwing mower attachment for less than 1700.. that leaves no money for the tractor.

bribes/theft is cheating